SWM: TV Live
Hermione: Welcome to SWM: TV Live!
Ron: We don't know were Harry is. But we must warn you. There is a baby basilisk loose in the studio.
*The basilisk enters*
Hermione: NO! It's the basilisk! Get under your chairs, Studio Audience!
Basilisk: Sorry! I overslept! Where are we up to?
Ron: Leave Hermione alone, you horrid, horrid thing!
Basilisk: I guess you and Hermione don't need me to present the show. I'll just… just leave then! WWAA!
Hermione: Wait! I know that voice!
Ron: Harry…
Basilisk: Yes!
Hermione: Why do you have basilisk pyjamas?
Harry: Oh dear! Sorry! Just excuse me while I change! And this is today's line up for SWM: TV live!
Hermione: We have the Funky Warts in the studio!
Ron: We have a cool episode of Goblinmon!
Hermione: We have a game of Challenge Harry! How much does he learn in a week at Hogwarts?!
Ron: Hermione, none! We will interview JK Rowling, the woman who created us!
Hermione: She is so clever! We will have a game of Splat Harry!
Ron: We will listen to live music by You'Say!
Hermione: We will watch a great episode of The Diary of Herm the Cat!
Ron: We will have an episode of Sabina the Adolescent Muggle!
Hermione: And to end today's line up we will have an episode of the Great Chums!
Harry: But now let's listen to the Funky Warts with their debut single, Revision Hell!
Cho: O.W.L's! I'm in revision hell!
Ginny: 100%! A dream I cannot get!
Pansy: The teachers are horrid! There brains full of mould!
ALL: Revision hell! Revision hell! O-Double you-L! Ring the Bell! Ring the Bell! 'Cos I'm in REVISION HELL!
Fleur: I wish it would stop! Herbology rots!
Pansy: I am not a flower! DADA don't give me power!
Ginny: My brothers all passed! My education won't last!
ALL: Revision hell! Revision Hell! O-Double you-L! Ring the bell! Ring the bell! 'Cos I'm in REVISION HELL!
Cho: Save me!
Ginny: Save me!
Fleur: I'm dying!
Pansy: I'm dying!
ALL: So let me out of this Revision…
Cho: This
Fleur: Damn
Pansy: Stupid
Ginny: Revision
ALL: HELL!!!!!
A/N: I was going to do a GM: TV live (Girly Mania) but it wasn't anything like SM: TV live so I stopped!
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