A faint breeze blew through Konoha. It was that time of the year again.
Leaves rustled and hollow howls echoed out.
Tenten shook behind Neji. "Oi oi oi, be a man and give me your coat. Can't you see how cold I am?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"Fate has disallowed me to hand you my coat."
"Aw come on, you got that stick up your ass out ages ago!" Striking upon a brilliant idea, she snuck up behind him. 'If you won't give it…' "I'll just have to take it!" Neji's long coat fluttered off easily from how loose it was and into Tenten's hands. Underneath laid only his underwear.
"… Due to Gai-sensei's and Lee's... exuberance I had to dress quickl-Hey, stop that!" He flailed his arms and tried to grab a flashing camera from Tenten who was drooling.
"Yosh! I see that you have broken free of the constraints holding you from the flames of youth as well my dear rival Neji!" Lee jumped down beside them, only in his underwear.
"Yes Lee! He has joined us in our quest to attain eternal youth by breaking free of all chains holding us down!" Gai jumped down beside them as well in a loincloth.
Tenten fainted from the over-exposure.