Chapter 1: Prologue
Author's Note: Hello! My exams are ending in two days which means that I will have a lot of time to update. Please take note that characters are OOC. While i will try my best to not write them in a way that they will be out of character, I make no promises.
Also, I do not own any of these characters nor do I own Finder Series.
English is not my native language. If there are any mistakes, please inform me. [This is an un-beta chapter.]
The sun was shining brightly in the afternoon sky and the streets are busy with people. But that's not what's relevant, is it? No, it isn't. Kirishima's mood was gloomy despite the nice weather, a frown on his face as he stares at the calendar on his desk.
It's that time of the year again.
He sighed. When is this ever going to end? He thought grumpily. Kirishima then pushed the button on the telecom, and requested for Suoh to come to his office.
[In Asami's Office]
"You bastard! Just who do you think you are? Who the hell gave you the permission to take my pocky!" A yell can be heard echoing throughout the empty hallway from Asami's office.
"Give them back to me!" Akihito stomped his feet and kicked at the huge mahogany desk in front of him.
"Akihito, have you forgotten what time of the year it is?" Asami chuckled as he watched his (awfully) young lover kick up a fuss about his missing strawberry pocky.
"What the hell are you talking ab-" Akihito started before remembering the event that happens annually. Akihito paused, organizing his thoughts before speaking, "is that the best you can do, old man?" He laughed.
"I expected so much more from you." Akihito made a disapproving noise at the older man, watching Asami's eyes darken.
"This is just the start, you brat."
"Whatever you say, pervert. I'm so winning this year!"
"You think you can win me? Don't be foolish, Akihito. You know that's not possible." Asami laughed.
Damnit, his laughter! Stop it, Akihito! Now isn't the time for this! Akihito scolded himself mentally.
"Just give up now if you know what's best for you."
"Are you looking down on me? Oh, it's on, old man! Just you wait and see, you stupid pervert!" Akihito waved his fist at his lover.
It's that time of the year again. Nobody is safe when it starts.
Suoh walked briskly towards Kirishima's office. Without knocking, he burst into the room. "It has officially started!"
"Kazumi, we don't have enough time to warn all the employees properly. Quick, send out a mass e-mail to every department! Including the janitors!"
Suoh fumbled with his phone, his breaths getting heavy as he mumbled insanely to himself. "So not ready, so not ready. I did not sign up for this!"
"Kazumi, focus!" It's not like Kirishima is any better. But instead of panicking, it's best to send a warning to everyone to avoid the same incident from happening again.
(That employee was never the same ever again..)
"I'm not paid enough for this." Suoh grumbled, finally pressing the 'send' button.
"At least they make sure to avoid us. Hopefully we'll be just as lucky this year."
It's that time of the year again.
When Takaba Akihito and Asami Ryuichi have their annual war.
Omake
A yell could be heard throughout the entire building on the morning of the fourth day of The AAPW (Akihito&Asami's PrankWar).
On the twenty-ninth level, just one level below Asami's office, a ceramic mug was thrown across the office(along with a box of supposedly chocopie), hitting a wall before shattering into pieces. Amongst the broken pieces of ceramic,spilled coffee and the box of sweets was a rubber cockroach.
The man that threw the mug and the box huddled against the wall on the other side of the office from where the rubber cockroach was and attempting to clean his tongue with tissue.
"What happened?" Kirishima came running down the hallway with Suoh closely behind him.
"C-cockroach.. coffee.. I'm gonna die!" The man began screaming.
Suoh whispered into Kirishima's ears, "it's fake. I think this is part of Takaba-Sama's plans."
Kirishima sighed and fought the urge to rub his temples. Seriously?
Ever since that day, the man avoids coffee, sweets and ceramic mugs like a plague.
He also avoids the office's breakroom.
(Kirishima had tried to explain to him that the cockroach was fake. It obviously did not work.)
Thank you for reading!
The next chapter should be up by next week.