Katelyn x Garroth
A Love~Love Paradise Fanfiction
Garroth had just come back from shopping for walnuts. He was in a hunt for a special lady to give them to. Katelyn. He had always had feelings for Katelyn, but never admitted it. So he did what any man would do, climbed through her window to give her the walnuts. He jumped on top of Katelyn cause she was still asleep in bed. "KATELYN I NEEDS TO GIVES YOU MY NUTS!" He said. "EEEEEW GAR GAR!" Katelyn said. " NO NO MY WALNUTS!" Garroth corrected Katelyn. " Oh.. why do u give Katelyn~Sama walnuts…" Katelyn questioned. "Cause I loves you's" Garroth said. Then out of no where Zane appeared. He was holding a my little horsies toy of Pinkie Cake. For some reason he had lipstick on… Katelyn looked scared. " I have to choose between two lovers! So to choose one of you I'd have to release my battle cry!" Katelyn said. She squawked like a chicken then Garroth and Zane were both in dresses and had pool noodles as swords. "RAWR! I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR SEXY ABBS GAR! GAR!" Zane yelled. " I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FLAPPY AND FAT ARMS ZU! ZU!" Garroth yelled. Katelyn turned was cheering them on, when Chad fell out of the sky. "Hello my wonderful friends lets talk about Science!" He said obnoxiously. " Chad your HAWT when you talk about nonsense" Katelyn said winking and flipping her hair. " Chad looked at the boys fighting for HIS woman. "I HATE YOU SO MUCH GARROTH! I ESSPESICALLY HATE IT WHEN YOU TWERK IN YOUR MEAN TIME!" Zane yelled. "I HATE YOU ZANE! ECPECIALLY WHEN YOU HANG POSTERS OF APHMAU UP IN YOUR ROOM IN YOUR MEAN TIME!" Garroth yelled. "DON'T GET APHMAU INTO THIS, SHES MY WIFU!" Zane shrieked. Chad ran over and split the boys up before they could destroy each other with pool noodles. Chad looked at Garroth and Zane. "Instead of falling in love with Katelyn you boys can fall in love with me." Chad touched Garroth 's cheek sexily." No! FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!" Zane argued. "Okay that works too!" Chad smiled and took Zane's hand as they skipped off into the sun set. Garroth looked into Katelyn's eyes and she looked into his. They leaned forward and kissed. They knew they were going to get married and have 1,278,973 babies. THE END!