Stuff happened.
Penguins were involved.
Santa got his license revoked.
Elves realized they were gay.
Rudolph started doing herione.
Dancer joined a gang.
Vixen ate his mother.
Blitzen was at Harvard for ten years analyzing one line of a Russian poem. (Now he is 300,000 dollars poorer and by some defintions "insane.")
It was weird.
The end.
(You just wasted 30 seconds of your life.)
By Goose Girl11, Lonely Blackbird, and FurryRoss