Disclaimer I don't own Bleach or any of characters, they are all property of Tite Kubo.
Ichigo was in his room relaxing as he read a manga at his desk. As he was enjoying his quiet time, Rukia entered his room without knocking. "Haven't you ever heard of knocking?" Ichigo asked as he turned in his chair to face Rukia.
Rukia simply ignored Ichigo's question and asked him, "Ichigo, what does it mean when guys say they would tap that girl."
Ichigo turned a few shades of red and yelled "WHAT?!"
Rukia who wasn't paying to attention to Ichigo's discomfort continued to ramble, "Do they mean tap, like tap on the shoulder?" she then proceeded to tap Ichigo's shoulder, demonstrating as if Ichigo did not know what she was talking about. "But if they are simply asking a question does it really matter what girl they are tapping? I don't understand why they are ogling girls and comparing them to each other. Does that mean that some girls are better at answering questions and being helpful? If so, then it makes sense why a bunch of guys want to tap Inoue, she is very sweet and would help anyone who asked her."
Ichigo who had recovered at some point throughout Rukia's rant gave her a look that said, 'You've got to be freakin' kidding!'
Rukia, who finally looked at Ichigo, was waiting for his response, she then saw the look on his face and asked, "What?"
Ichigo let out a sigh and asked, "Rukia, where did you hear someone say that?"
"In class, as I was gathering my things, there was a group of guys hanging out at a nearby desk and they were talking about which girls from our class they would tap."
Ichigo ran his hand through his hair and let out another sigh, "Rukia, when they said they would tap that, they meant they would have sex with that girl."
Rukia's mouth formed an O as it dawned on her as to why the boys were comparing girls. Ichigo saw the look on Rukia's face and he thought she might be embarrassed for asking such a stupid question, but then he noticed the quick change of expression on Rukia's face. Ichigo saw that Rukia was now very pissed. "What's wrong?" he asked.
"I'm gonna go teach those stupid boys not to talk about Inoue that way! She is too nice and innocent for that kind of talk!" a fuming Rukia replied as she left Ichigo's room.
Ichigo chuckled at Rukia's antics and thought, 'It's never dull with Rukia around' he then looked out his window and saw a still fuming Rukia walking towards their school. This time Ichigo thought 'I would not want to be one of those guys'. And with that final thought Ichigo went back to his desk to finish reading his manga.
Just something super random that popped into my head and I thought some people might find it funny. So let me know what you all thought about it. Til next time!