Pokeboy: Hello and I don't know how I got back from the hall of origin but at least I'm back
GF: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Pokeboy: Um… nothing but before you kill me I rated this T because it's a bit (whisper whisper) rude so please read and review
GF: now can I kill you?
Pokeboy: O.K. and FYI I DON'T own pokemon and here are the keys
''Hello'' human speech
''Hello'' pokespeech (humans can't understand this)
Hello (thoughts)
Hello (Telepathy)
(A/U Hello) Author's note
Chapter 1: a new species
Ash, a 13 year old kid was violently woke up by his mom yelling like a loudred from downstairs so he got completely dressed and headed downstairs to find Mr mime and a mime Jr which he had never seen before and when he looked at the TV there was a tape saying 'watch this before you go then tickle the Mime Jr' so Ash put in the tape and watched Professor oak walking onto the screen then said ''good morning and today I have a very special announcement and it's that we have discovered a new life form!'' Ash quickly looked at the Mime Jr smiling at him thinking that it looked a lot like mom and even held her hands the same way so he continued watching '' They have been named 'Pokemorphs' because they are a human or pokemon who can become the other one like human to pokemon and vice versa and we now need to keep a list of all Pokemorphs so we can't be tricked because they don't care whether they're pokemon or human they mate with and the majority of them are girls because so fare we found 3,000 women and 5 men and they didn't even know that they could do that and one is in my very town and her name is 'Delia Ketchum''' Then Ash turned so fast his cap went flying but Mime Jr/Delia caught it.
Ash said in a hushed but quiet voice ''is it true?'' then the Mime Jr glowed white and took the form of Delia ''Are you a pokemon or Human?'' ''Human'' said Delia in a calm voice when she was scared because she didn't know Oak would say her name ''well... thanks for telling me mom but why hide it?'' Ash said in a non-sarcastic voice and Delia replied '' at the time we 'Pokemorphs' as you call us where scared of showing our self to the world in case they shunned us so we were carful who and where we mated so in the end 1 of us had to give herself away and now we are all discovered except the Legendarys which are also girls.''
Ash was so hungry he to eat anything so he said '' so… to make things brighter, what's for breakfast?''
That day Ash was on time for something which was a first and it was probably because of the chocolate chip pancakes with golden syrup which made him so fast but when he was inside Oak said '' Here you go… Um sorry but I've forgotten your name again already''
Ash yelled to Oak ''poop'' but not letting him see him
Gary now named poop was so angry but couldn't see him either and before he could say anything else Oak said '' O yes now I remember you poop sorry about that but at least you have squirtle with you so now take your pokedex and get a move on'' and on the way out passed Ash and said ''you're dead'' while his fan girls followed him and Ash was amazed when he saw a Nidoran following too but he just walked when Oak said ''all out'' and Ash went white when he heard that but said ''but I'm early!'' and almost punched him in the jaw but before he did Oak said ''there is 1 left that I want you to have.'' And Ash got his colour back and ran 3 laps around the lab, nocking 6 test tubes and 1 melted the floor and just in time, oak yelled at Ash ''Stop it! Or you're not getting it!'' then Ash stopped right at the table as a pokeball with an Electric sign on it came out of the middle of the table and Ash yanked it like it like Golem and his 'precious' and oak said ''It's the Pikachu from before'' and Ash was so freaked out that he dropped it and ran to the other side of the room and yelled ''you can't be serious!'' and went to punch him in the face then Oak said ''don't worry, he's been trained and just so you know, nobody else knows about him.'' Ash wiped his head with the back of his hand and looked up and found a new calendar on the Professor's wall and when he saw what was next month he asked him ''Why did you put that week in red?'' which completely took Oak by shock but recovered and said ''that is what in the pokemon world is called is called 'heat' and this year it's a whole month and that is when pokemon and Pokemorphs alike, mostly females, are more attracted to the opposite than usual. It's like attract but lasts for a certain amount of days and that means you must be careful when you leave because now we know why we have valentine's day and that's because that's the day when it has reached its peak and starts to soften.'' And Ash was astonished when he heard this because Ash only wanted to know and not have a lecture but then he picked up the capsule and released an orange Pikachu which asked in pokespeech ''morning and who have I got?'' then noticing Ash said ''Oh it's just you two.'' and transformed into a teen a little taller than Ash, wearing A Pikachu hoodie with black hair and a cap with an electric bolt on it. (A/U that reminds me of somebody…wait! That's me!)Then Ash felt confused and remembered that it was his pokemon and what was happening tomorrow! And so he left A.S.A.P. to get his first gym badge.
Pokeboy: OK how did I get out of that one!
GF: you didn't and neither did I
Arceus: This is your second time! So this time, no way out
Pokeboy: Can you at least let my GF go!
Arceus: Fine. But then there will be no way ever I'll let you out again!
Pokeboy: OK then. Operation 6 when you get out OK
GF:OK