DISCLAIMER: I don't own Dragon MoonX's internet persona.
~ Dragonia Dark Moon Chronicles ~
Dragon was sitting at her computer staring at the screen. She had already posted her scheduled fanfic updates and no random plot bunnies were itching to be written. Her usual forums had only a little bit less activity than usual, but the internet just felt somehow empty without Lamia's posts.
It's a good thing, she reminded herself, that Lamia is somewhere with no internet access right now. She needs to get away from those video games and relax once in a while!
Then she had an idea for a crackfic about Dobby licking edible glitter off Lucius Malfoy's chest and opened the typing program on her tablet to write it down before she lost her train of thought. She was just putting the finishing touches on it when her phone rang.
"Who would be calling me at this time of the night?" she said to No One.
"Fuck if I know," No One replied.
"Well, you're no help!" Dragon exclaimed, and then answered the phone because having conversations with No One was not helpful at all. "Hello?"
"Hello!" No One chirped back.
"Shut up, I'm on the phone," Dragon hissed.
"Dragonnnnnnn..." Lamia's voice whined from the phone's speaker. "I need a vacation from my vacation."
Dragon was then treated a long rant on how road trips sucked, hotels sucked, and going anywhere with your family was most definitely for the lose.
~to (possibly) be continued~
A/N: This chapter was written for Caesar's Place Shipping Week (Valentine's 2016) Day 3, prompt: an overdue vacation.
Also Dragon actually wrote that fic I mentioned. It's one of the chapters in her Dark Humor collection.