Shadow was running from the evil lemons of doom and he ran onto Sonic. Sonic yelled, "I'll eat you with my tacos of yellow-ville!"
Shadow got eaten. Amy screamed, "Look! A pineapple"
Sonic ate the pineapple and then ran to Alaska. "I AM A CHEESE NOODLE!" he yelled at the top of mount Everest. He suffocated. Poor Sonic. Amy was somersaulting after some blackberries. She took out he cell phone and video-taped a nuke. She got nuked. Silver was tracing the Iblis Trigger. "OMG! Cheese!" He yelled. Silver ran to Tokyo and got eaten by Godzilla. Blaze had a seizure. Espio got blown up in a tree. Charmy ate Vector and got so fat he turned into purple fruit.
Chip saw his garbage bill and flew around in circles until he ran into Blaze who went into a seizure and ate him. Now there are no more Sonic characters in the world.
"What about me?" Wondered Chris Thorndyke. He got sliced in half with some dog poop. The end.