"Hey there Dick Grayson"
A parody of "Hey there Delilah" by The Plain White T's
By RvBFangirl
Hey there Dick Grayson
What's it like in your new city
I'm 1,000 miles away but tonight my Birdboy looks so pretty
Yes you do
You look great in Black & Blue
And your new costume's not bad too.
Hey there Dick Grayson
I don't care about the distance
You're a click away if I get lonely
The microphone is right by your side
I hear you cry my name out every night
It puts the sparkle in my eye.
Oh what are you without me?
Even there you won't be free
You won't be free
Because what are you without me?
Hey there Dick Grayson
I know working single can be pretty hard
But believe me boy
I'm still your Master in charge
And I will make you good
You'll hate me along the way,
But I will make you good.
Hey there Dick Grayson
I've got so much left to say
You knew how much I wanted you
But you still thought you could walk away
Maybe tonight I'll give you a call
So you'll know we're still not done at all
You'll learn to love me or you'll fall.
Oh what are you without me?
Even there you won't be free
You won't be free
Because what are you without me?
A 1,000 miles seems pretty far
But I've got networks that reach the stars
I can stalk you night and day.
Your friends did not want there to be an "us"
But I just laugh out loud because I know
None of them ever had a say.
Dick Grayson I can promise you
That by the time I get through
Your life will never be the same
And you'll be tame.
Hey there Dick Grayson
You be good I know you miss me
Two years from now you'll be my favorite tool
And the only history you'll know is me and you
It's always been about you
You'll do whatever I want you to.
Hey there Dick Grayson I'm coming for you
There's nothing you can do.
Oh what are you without me?
Even there you won't be free
You won't be free
Because what are you without me?