Authors note: This is a parody I wrote to 'Poker face' by lady gaga. It's about Percy, Annabeth and Grover's experience with Madusa. Hope you like it!
(Ma ma ma) Madusa
Ma ma ma ma (*5)
She always scares us even when we close our eyes
Threaten us with her snake hair it leaves us paralyzed (I hate it)
It is so hard to fight back cause we cannot see
But when we get her head chopped off we know were finally free
Oh (*11)
We look away and keep her at bay
Oh (*11)
We look away and keep her at bay
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Ma ma ma Madusa
Ma ma Madusa
Ma ma ma Madusa
Ma ma Madusa
The garden gnome emporium looked good to me
Until we walked inside cause then it smelled funny (I hate it)
I saw a statue looks like Uncle Ferdinand
It really made me worried wish I had a soda can (can)
Oh (*11)
We look away and keep her at bay
Oh (*11)
We look away and keep her at bay
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Ma ma ma Madusa
Ma ma Madusa
Ma ma ma Madusa
Ma ma Madusa
I won't tell you it was easy
When we escaped from aunty Em
Cause it was hard
I'm not lying
When she asked if she could take our picture
Just a garden gnome emporium
How could it be so dangerous, now
Thank the gods
Thank the gods
Cause we know they protected us
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Never look, never look
No you should never look in her eyes
She will turn anyone to stone
Ma ma ma Madusa
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