Incep: "allow me to explain, since i'm a sucker for gimmicks, this story progresses through time stamps, when ever you see..."

=About (No.# of) hours/minutes later=

that's referring to everything that happened above it and after the previous one, this also transcends chapters, so something to keep in mind"

Original Creation Date: 3/14/2013


"God damnit!" my room darkens as my laptop overheats and decides to shutdown

"There's LITERALLY 2 cooling pads under it, god damn shitty internal fan" i lean back in my chair, banging my knees into my desk

"Ouch!" i look over at my clock, 17 pass Midnight

"no rest for the wicked i suppose" i snicker recalling this morning's events

"Heh, 'Mew World Declaration', still can't believe the news botched that, although i can't find anything worthwhile about New World Declaration online, and if i lookup Mew World Declaration its either people laughing about it or people thinking its a campaigning thing for Pokemon X and Y, then again maybe the bad guy team in the new games will be a cult" i stretch and yawn

"i should probably go to sleep..." i scroll my mouse over the clock in the corner of the screen, the date is 2/25/2013

"...yeah, i have school tomorrow, errr, later today" i get out of the chair and clumsily faceplant onto the corner of my bed

"Damnit legs, this is why i should actually use you two, huh?" i crawl onto my bed

=about 6 hours later=

I sit up, only 6:01...

"Shit it's still to early, i could just lie down an hour, doing absolutely, yeahnofuckthat" i drowsily walk over to my computer, the screen turns on, emitting light that illuminates some of my dark room

"I'm not sure whether i'm proud or if i should be sad that i don't even flinch at computer light after just waking up," i go to my homepage, Youtube, and...?

"Huh, 'Strange animals found in Russia, unlike anything seen before', Pffft" i breakout into a low cackle

"P-Poor fucking Russia, first a Meteor then this, hahaha" i compose myself before clicking on the link, a short video, only about 3 or 4 minutes long...

...0:34... "Ey, EY ! Chto eto!" i pause the video

"a Bear in Russia you don't say, wait a minute, what's that yellow ring on its...! hahaha no way man!" i continue the video, the 'animal' notices the man a chase ensues, he hides behind a tree

...1:44... "URSA!" the tree topples down in front of him

"Chto , chert voz'mi!" the chase continues

...2:19... he's inside, his house i assume, he's scratching something, he shows the camera a scrap of paper with something hastily scribbled in Russian, i pause

"comments, comments... Ah!" i find a translation made by someone named 'VaddaxelDuude232'

"he wrote: [I know many mine(Of My?) fans are America(American?), i know i am not liquid(Fluent?) at English, and not(I Wont?) ever be, good bye] so many YOLO's to ya bro"

i cringe that the sight of that 'word', i continue the video... the last thing heard is the door being torn down and a loud roar

...3:39... "URSARRRRRRR-" it stops, the recommended and related videos flash across the screen, there are more, and they keep looking more and more like...

"...Pokemon Attacking People..." i sigh

"Ok, NOW people are taking this 'Mew World Declaration' thing TOO seriously, oh well, that's the int... er... net..." i become lightheaded, i fall out of the chair landing in the corner where i throw all my empty soda cans