Our Bella……
"Ehem…" I cleared my throat and looked around me. Charlie, Jacob, Seth Clearwater, and all the Cullens were staring at me from the grass of the park. I sighed and Seth gave me this look that urged me on. "Well, I have some good news and I have some kind of good, not so great, I don't regret it but you all might hate me news, okay?"
"Well, give us the 'Kind of good, not so great, you don't regret it but we all might hate you' new first," Emmett called. I took a deep breath in through my nose and looked at them all.
"Seth and I have had a one night stand just recently," I said loudly, proudly, and clearly. Charlie's face paled. He was looking from Seth to Edward to me and back again. He gasped and pointed at me.
"Y-y-you…" And he fell unconscious. Edward stared at me blankly.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?" Emmett screamed. "MY LITTLE SISTER IS A WHORE?!"
I glared. "I guess you don't know why I don't regret it?"
"Nope," Alice said. She was giving me this nasty glare while Jasper looked amused. He and Rosalie are the only ones who actually know. Oh this was going to be good. Esme looked horrified, Carlisle was staring at Edward thoughtfully, and Rosalie was cackling up at Emmett's face and Jacob was staring at Seth. It was hard to decipher his expression. It was proud but slightly envious. "You better tell us now Isabella." I sighed dramatically.
"Well, as you all know, I am madly in love with Jacob and Edward but, when Jake abandoned me, only Seth was there to comfort me," I said dramatically. Jasper was trying not to start laughing as was Seth. "Well, Jasper decided to test my dedication to them all." Everyone but Charlie, Seth, and Rose turned to look at Jasper.
"How so?" Edward asked monotonously.
"Okay. He said, 'Would you sleep with Jacob if I paid you sixty dollars and gave you and Edward a trip to Mexico?' and I said no. He said, 'Would you sleep with Edward if I paid you six hundred dollars and a trip for you and Edward to go to Mexico?' and I said no. He said, 'Would you sleep with SETH if I gave you six thousand dollars and a trip for you and Edward to go to Mexico?' and I said no." I smiled.
Carlisle smirked. He got where this was going. Obviously he had been victim to it before as Esme got an understanding smile on her face.
"So he asked what he had to do to get me to sleep with one of you. I told him nothing, so he said, 'so you'll sleep with Seth for nothing?' and I said not nothing. He asked what then and I said-"
"Wait. You lost me," Alice said softly.
"Me too," Emmett said. I smiled.
"She told me that I had to teach Carlisle the Mexican hat dance," Jasper said.
"So I slept with Seth," I added.
"And, low and behold, she got six mil the next day," Rosalie finished.
"AND THE GOOD NEWS IS!" I yelled. Everyone looked at me. "You all actually fell for the joke."