Group Therapy Session I:
Part One.
Zojia
Booker DeWitt
Rytlock Brimstone
The Phantom of the Opera
Pagan Min
Sly Cooper
Featuring,
The Doctor as The Therapist.
"Gather round everyone, please, sit down in one of these chairs."
The Doctor excitedly said, entering the room.
"Now, first of all Zojia, my name is BOOKER DeWitt not BOOKAH DeWitt, you get that right!"
"Who ya callin' "Bookah" if it wasn't for Zojia, Glint WOULDN'T be dead."
"Rytlock, Rytlock, Rytlock we ALL know it was YOUR fault that your "Precious wittle LOGAN that ran away, thanks to you."
"We are NOT bringing this up again, with THESE two guys in the room…"
Rytlock sarcastically said under his breath.
"HOW DARE YOU MENTION CHRISTINE, SHE DID NOT RAN AWAY BECAUSE OF ME, SHE CHOSE HER OWN FATE."
"Woah take it easy Erik, I mean it's not like SOMEONE has constantly rejected you for who YOU are…"
Sly also said in a same way Rytlock said under his breath.
"Okay, YOU WANT TO DISCUSS THIS, LET'S DO THIS UP CLOSE!"
Erik said while readying a spell, with Sly grasping his cane, Rytlock holding Sohothin and Booker aiming his gun at Zojia.
"Everyone, PLEASE! Take a seat, and discuss this in more civilized ways…"
The Doctor said, collectively and calmly.
"Now, do we all know why we're here?"
"TO DISCUSS OUR FEELINGS!"
Nearly everyone said in unison.
"Now who would like to in traduce themselves first?"
"Dammit, Rank, Tribune-"
"We GET IT RYTLOCK, YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY YOUR DAMM RANK WHEN YOU'RE BEING INTRODUCED."
Zojia rudely interrupted.
"Name's Rytlock Brimstone."
Rytlock continued before sitting down.
"Whatever you say Bookah, I'm Zojia."
"BOOKAH, DeWitt."
Booker said in a sarcastic way, trying to poke fun at Zojia.
"Sly… Sly Cooper. Erik. Pagan Min."
The rest spoke out without causing any drama.
"Good, now does anyone LOVE anyone and would like to say their name, go on there's absolutely NO harm in saying it."
The Doctor said, interested in finding out their secrets.
Sly, went first without embarrassment or care got up and said, "Carmelita Fox."
"Christine Daae."
"She's dead for me to mention."
"I'm not saying who I love, and that's that."
Rytlock said while trying to lean on his chair.
"Come on Bookah, just say his name we would all gladly want to hear his name."
"Shut up Zojia, for the last time, it was HIS fault.
Everyone except for Rytlock rolled their eyes in boredom.
"Now then, I have some action figures here that accurately depict all of you, including myself, so we're going to get rid of the chairs and play family."
The chairs were then removed by their respective owners and once the Doctor passed out their respective action figures, nearly all of them had an evil eye show up, mad with knowledge of what they were thing of doing next.
Next time on PART II.
"I DON'T GIVE A CRAP."
"We would not make a great couple, just sayin'…"
'DAMMIT, THE PERSON I REALLY LOVE IS…"
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