I got really bored. This is what happened.

Sheldon Cooper was sat on his laptop, like he usually was at 4:45 on a Tuesday afternoon. He was typing down a new hypothesis on string theory that his extraordinarily clever mind had just come up with until he heard something.

"Sheldon."

He suddenly sat up straight, looking at his small Mr Spock action figure on the table, as it sounded an awful lot like him.

"Tiny Spock?" He asked, picking up the small toy.

"Who's... tiny Spock?" Another voice asked. He knew that voice from anywhere. It was Captain Kirk. The scientist turned round, and there in the middle of the room were three men in Starfleet uniforms, two of which just so happened to be highest ranking officers onboard the USS Enterprise.

"Captain Kirk? Commander Spock? What are you doing here?" He asked, not really acknowledging the nameless crewmember, as he was wearing a red shirt and was guaranteed to die.

"We are chasing... an... enemy of the federation who... has taken... something that is vital... to the functioning of... our ship." The captain replied.

"How did you know my name?" Sheldon asked Spock, who had his hands clasped behind his back.

"It was on your computer screen." He swiftly replied.

Just then, a Gorn transported into the apartment.

"This is a dream." He told himself as the Gorn approached him. Spock overheard.

"That is illogical Sheldon. If this was a dream it wouldn't hurt if I did this." He said in his monotone voice before he pinched the scientist dangerously close to the base of his neck.

"Ow!" he exclaimed, rubbing his shoulder.

Then the Captain stunned the Gorn. It fell on the redshirt's ankle, killing him instantaneously because redshirts tend to die quite easily. Spock went over to the Gorn and took something that looked like a small computer part from its hand, before giving it to the captain and using his phaser to vaporize the two bodies.

Sheldon was left there with a look of astonishment on his face as the two remaining officers dematerialized in front of him. He hadn't noticed his roommate, Leonard, quietly enter.

"Who were you talking to?" He asked.

Sheldon opened his mouth to answer, but no sound came out. He tried again.

"Um..."

"Sheldon?"

"Um..."

"You weren't talking to yourself, were you?"

"No, I was talking to..."

"Sheldon."

"Spock." He said quietly.

Leonard looked at him with an amused expression on his face.

"Sure you were."