Sakura2112: hey it's Sakura here and I am doing a skit for A-kon 23 in 2013 for my senior year. It's a Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridge skit that I created between Bakura and Marik and I wanted to know what you think so please enjoy! Oh and I will be cosplaying as Bakura and my friend will be Marik!
A Day With Bakura And Marik!
Setting: Marik's "living room" in the tomb.
M: Bakura I'm bored!~
B: *rolls eyes* ugh then why don't you go watch some TV.
M: I don't have a fucking TV!
B: oh... Right... I forgot you live in this hell hole. No wonder you use all that spray on tan.
M: Hey! Fuck you! This is real!
B: then what's that bottle collection labeled "Marik's spray on tan"?
*Bakura points to a shelf filled with empty bottles of tanning spray*
M: err... Uh... That's just my collection of Ramune bottles
B: Riiiiiiiiiiight...
M: uh! So what if I use spray on tan! it's not like...
B: what?
M: *pales* I just admitted that I use spray on tan...
B: *blinks* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
M: *blushing* shut up! It's not funny!
B: *whipping a tear from his eyes* yes it is!
M: let's just play a children's card game!
B: *chuckles* I still can't believe you finally admitted it...*holding Duel Monster Cards*
M: *angry* Are you ready yet?
B: ya ya...
M: ok Bakura... *insert dramatic music here* do you have any threes? *dramatic music stops*
B: what?
M: do you have any threes?
B: I thought we were playing a children's card game?
M: *beaming* we are!
B: I meant The Children's Card Game not Go Fish!
M: oh... Right I knew that...
B: ok let's try this again...
M: all right... Bakura prepare yourself for I have the most powerful card in the World! I play the Wild Card! And I choose the color blue cause that's the only color I have... Oh! UNO!
B: *slams head on table repeatedly* you're hopeless!
M: what? I thought we were playing The Children's Card Game?
B: NO! I meant the ONLY children's card game that we even play in this stupid show!
M: but I play UNO!
B:... How old are you?
M: oh shut up! I'll play that one!
B: Finally!
M: prepare yourself for I play...
'ring ring'
M: huh?
'ring ring'
M: oh it's my phone... Hang on Bakura it's my sister.
B: *throws cards in the air* forget this! I give up!... *looks at Marik* How the hell is he talking to his sister in that device? I must know…
M: Bye sis! *shuts phone* ok! Lets…Bakura why are you staring at me? And where are your cards?
B: give me that device!
M:huh? What device?
B: that magical thing that lets you talk to your sister.
M: oh you mean my cell phone? Here….. please don't break it….. or throw it in the shadow realm…Malik already did that to my first one. Boy was sis mad….. I don't think she ever got over that or the TV….or the toaster. Oh man she definitely didn't get over the washer and dryer. Now that I think about it we had to buy every single electronic again because Malik sent the first one to the shadow realm.
B: *just stares at him* you know I would never do that….*holds phone with index finger and thumb away from him* now how do you work this thing?
M: here hold on. I'll call someone for you. *dials a number* here
B: ok now what?
Yami: hello? Marik why are you calling me?
B: *stares at the phone* WHY CAN I HEAR YAMI?
Y: Bakura? Why are you on the phone?
B: *yelling at the phone* WHY CAN I HEAR YAMI BUT NOT SEE HIM? WHAT KIND OF EVIL SORCERY IS THIS? TO SHE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU! *throws phone into the shadow realm and walks off*
M: NOOOOOOO NOT MY PHONE! DAMN IT BAKURA WHY DID YOU….. Bakura? Where did you go? *runs out of the room* BAKURAAAAAA! I WANT MY PHONE BACK! MY SISTER IS GONNA BE PISSED!
*somewhere in the shadow realm with the floating phone and other house hold objects*
Y: hello? Marik? Bakura? Anyone there? … *sigh* that is the last time I give Marik my number… again. *hangs up*
Sakura: well what did you think? If you have any other ideas to add on to this story I would gladly take them! Until next time!