"Dexter to the Rescue!"
Rated T
Summary: Hunter's being attacked by an unknown source, so what's a certain four-eyed Royal must do to stop this?
Disclaimer: I do not own any character associated with Ever After High. That's all I gotta say, now on with the drabble.
Right around the school halls of Ever After High, Dexter Charming was going on about his daily life. Well, it was much like chowing down on flaming hot peanuts that he brought for just a dollar. After all, a snack was enough to keep his appetite going.
"Man," Dexter said, munching those tasty peanuts, "Hunter was right about these peanuts. They are spicy, and delicious!"
But when he passed his and Hunter's dorm room, he looked back and saw a luge hill forming on Hunter's bed.
His eyes bulged in shock having to see that little hill move around. What was worse, he could hear Hunter's grunts coming through that door. It almost sounded like grunts of pain as if the unknown thing's hurting Hunter every chance it got. There was no way that Dexter was gonna let something like that hurt his best friend!
"Hunter, buddy!" Dexter exclaimed, "Don't worry, I'll save you!"
Acting very frantic, Dexter quickly found a bucket of water standing by the doorway. He quickly poured the water out, and in a matter of panic...
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...he burst right in!
Closing his eyes, Dexter shouted to the unknown source 'attacking' Hunter.
"Nobody hurts my friend, you clock-blocker!" Dexter shouted.
But when he somehow hit the 'source' with the bucket, the unknown figure responded...
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...by kicking Dexter in the nads!
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Dexter screamed in pain.
The impact to his nads was cringing at best as Dexter held it in tightly! As if somebody tasered him in the groin.
"What the hell's your problem, Dexter?!"
However, Dexter noticed that the shouting came from a woman. Still trying to hold it in together, Dexter squinted his eyes...
...
...
...and saw Hunter Huntsman and Ashlynn Ella in bed together! They weren't fully naked though. Hunter had his shorts on while Ashlynn had nothing but bra and panties on.
Dexter couldn't even believe what he was seeing!
"Hunter? Ashlynn?" Dexter gasped.
"Yeah, dude," Hunter replied, "Why on earth were you hitting my girlfriend with a bucket!"
"I don't know," Dexter shook his head in confusion, "I thought you were being attacked! So I had no choice but to save you!"
"Save me from what? Having sex with Ashlynn here?!" Hunter exclaimed.
Dexter somehow took in a awkward blush, "So, you weren't really being attacked by some kind of lump monster?"
"No, I wasn't." Hunter scowled at him.
"Well, this is a bit awkward..." Dexter chuckled, while rubbing the back of his neck.
"Would you mind leaving so that me and Hunter can get back to making out?" Ashlynn demanded him.
"Yeah, I'm gonna do that," Dexter chuckled again, "Sorry for ruining your beautiful, yet uncomfortable moment..."
Knowing that the image was gonna stick to him, Dexter managed to leave both Ashlynn and Hunter alone. And after he closed the door behind him, he suddenly forgot something. Taking in a sigh, he went back to the door he already closed.
Knocking very nicely, Dexter shouted through the door, "CAN I GET MY PEANUTS? I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT-"
"FUCK YOU DUDE, I'M EATING THEM!" Hunter cut him off.
Suddenly, Dexter was disappointed that Hunter was eating his red-hot peanuts as an insult. He sadly walked away while he muttered to himself these shameful words...
"But it was my peanuts..."
Yeah, talk about awkward. Doesn't he know anything about what love is?
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