It was the night before Christmas, and all through the complex
Not a creature was stirring,
Except Bunny the cat who has no respect for tradition.
The place had been decked out in Christmassy wears,
Although the decorations were questionable considering who lived there.
The colors were right and the lights were okay,
But the green and red dildohs kind of ruined the display.
Speedy and Red were passed out on the floor,
Exhausted from reindeer games they had been playing next door.
They sniffled and snorted, lost in their dreams
Which, needless to say, had very naughty themes.
(Oh there were definitely images of sugar plums, candy canes, and fairies
But of the kind poor St. Nicholas would have a heart attack over bringing.)
Robin and Slade were snug in their room,
One with a freshly spanked ass red enough to light the gloom,
And the other wearing a grin so smug it made the Cheshire cat's look like a frown.
They sighed and they smooched, enjoying the silence
One of the first nights in a while where the children's antics didn't lead Slade to violence.
When all of a sudden there came a noise, just loud enough to wake our dear boys
When the clinks turned into clatters they raced to the roof to see to the matter.
As they opened the door, I tell you no lies!
There was a Santa imposter and four other guys.
Each carried a sack filled with stolen wares
That they had received from previous affairs.
Slade charged with a roar, leaving the boys in his dust
And gave that rotten Santa an uppercut thrust.
The henchmen were so surprised they froze up with shock,
So Slade grabbed one of them into a headlock.
By this point they boys had joined in the fray,
This was soo not how they wanted to start Christmas day!
The remaining henchmen fell quick as a flash,
And when the rotten Santa tried to run for it,
They tied him up with his own sash.
Our boys stood for a while, unsure of what to do next
For surely they must do something about the criminals and their affects.
Then Red suddenly exclaimed:
"Aw Slade it's so not fair you're unaffected by the cold!
Although the idea of tying a ribbon around it is quite bold."