Inspiration: My cold. Aha.
A/N: Uhm. Crossover, obv. Not much to say, it's just dialogue cause I was a bit tired and I'm pretty sure it's understandable. They're both sick, so you might actually need to say the words out loud to understand them.
Disclaimer: Nothing, cept my twist on the idea, a packet of tissues, and a luxury pack of Halls.
Tissue Kisses
"I hade you.." Nick sniffled, reaching over Alex's leg to pull a tissue from the box.
"Why?" Alex sat up, kicking Nate's leg. They were entertwined on the Jonas' couch flicking through channels and going through tissue boxes like there was no tomorrow.
"Because.. you god bee sick."
"Huh?"
"YOU GOD BEE SICK!" [you got me sick]
"Whad are you talking about?"
"YOU GODT BMEE SICK!"
"Oh. Okay. Id not my fault, you always hag out wid be."
"Who else amb I going to hag out wid, dubby?"
"Uhmb.. let's see.. Mbitchie, Shaned, Jasond, Haddah, anybody?"
"But.. dey're annoying."
"Sure.."
" Mbitchie is constandly happy, Shaned is freakin' bipolar, Jasond talks aboud birds too much, and Haddah says sweed niblets too much."
"Adbit it, you just hanging out wid me."
"DNo."
"Yes."
"Dno."
"YES."
"DNO!"
"Fine, whadever let's you sleep ad night."
"I don't."
"Den why are you hagging wid me now?"
"Cause, I'm contagious, and you are too."
"Lame lie."
"Whadever."
"Pfft.."
"Change da channel."
" DNO! I want to watch this."
"Id's stupid."
"Wizards of Waverly Place is dnot stupid. Whad do you wanna watch? Something dumb like JONAS?"
"Hey! I like dat show."
"Too bad."
"DIS IS MY HOUSE, ALEX."
"So?"
"Duh, My TV."
"Fine, I'll leave."
"WAID! DNOOO! Fine, you can watch id."
"Haha. Sucker."
"Arg."
"If you don't like hagging out wid bme, den why am I here?"
"Cause.. I hate being alone."
"Lame lie numero two."
"Pffft..."
"AWH! Selena and Dean jusd kissed. How sweed, pass me a tissue."
"Ew, don't cry."
"For my nose, dubby."
"Oh. Okay."
"Dat's so sweed. Dey're so cute."
"Umb, no, dey're so cheesy."
"No. Dean's sweed."
"He's pathedic."
"You're jealous, Nade. You only wish dat you we're like him.. He can get any woman he wands."
"HEY. I gotd moves. I jusd don't use dem."
"Dat's dumb."
"You're dumb."
"You're Stupid."
"You're Stupider."
"I hade you."
"I love you."
"Waaiit, what?"
"Uhmb, nothing. *cough cough*"
"You said you liked me, I may not be able to smell, but I can hear fine, Nade."
"I didn't."
"Fined."
"Okay, but I was going to say something aboud it."
"What?"
"Oh nothing."
"AAALLEEEEXXX..."
"Fined, I might like you too, dubby."
"Really?"
"Noo.. dat was sarcasm. In case you couldn't tell."
"Oh. Can I kiss you now?"
"I'm sick."
"I am too."
"Oh yea. Sure."
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So .. they kissed. They kissed till they're nasal passages cleared from the warmth of each other.
They kissed till they needed to come back for air and cough. They kissed until f o r e v e r and till JONAS came on so Alex
change the channel.