Okay, so, I'm bored and don't feel like updating FrostClan and all that stuff, so I'm doing this.

Have you ever felt lost? Need a warrior cat name? Well then boy, do I have a surprise for you! Every once in a while I'll think of a cat's surname, and then come up with a bunch of creative names. Then I'll make a story- I'll try to make them as odd as possible, but I'm not very good at doing humor on spur-of-the-moment- using as many of the names as I see fit. So it's mainly gonna be kinda bad, short, un-descriptive.

I'll do a name I've always liked so you can get an idea for my style. Petal!

Petal:

Petalfloat—This, I think, is cool.

Petalbreeze

Petalrose

Petalscent

Petalflower

Petaldrift

Petaldew

Petalfrost

Petaldance--- SO PRETTY!

For now, those are good. Perhaps I'll add more later. In the reviews, tell me what you think of these names, your favorite, least favorite, but for now, I'm gonna write my story. Let's hope it's okay...

PetalClan Looses a Leader

"Petalstar! Don't leave us!" A pale calico crouched beside her leader, dieing after a fatal case of green-cough. Their fur brushed comfortingly against each other's.

Petalstar's tortoiseshell fur bristled weakly. "You think I asked for this, Petaldew? Ugh, you medicine cats; so moody. One moment you're saying everything'll be alright, next thing, you're on your knees begging me to stop dieing. Well, let's just hope my deputy, Petaldrift, does a better job then me."

Petaldew took in a deep, hushed breath. "Don't say that! You were a wonderful leader!" Her ice-blue eyes sparkled in annoyance. Suddenly a light gray pelt clambered in. "Petalfrost? What are you doing in here? You could catch your leader's sickness!"

"And you're interrupting this wonderful moment," spat Petalstar, green eyes blazing. "I remember when I was still a warrior; my name was Petaldance, and I didn't dare enter the old Petalstar's den, lest be punished. And now look at this; an apprentice entering my den without knocking. Honestly!"

"Not like I care," Petalfrost muttered. "Petaldew, I might catch the sickness, by how about you? Have you ever caught it? What about the ones in the REAL warriors books?"

Petaldew thought for a moment. "That has happened to a medicine cat only once, I think. Come to think of it, in the warriors books, I don't remember them dieing or getting sick! Those lucky cats. Can one of the reviewers please clear that up for me?"

Peatlfrost sighed. "Now, the real reason I came was because my former mentor, Petalbreeze got in a fight with Petalfloat- they claim their names are too similar."

"Pht, they should add Petaldrift to the group." Petalstar claimed, rolling her eyes.

"Hey, shouldn't you be dead by now?" Petaldew asked her leader.

"Oh, you're right. Tell Petalflower I'll be waiting for her in StarClan; being an elder, her death should be coming soon, too." And... well, then she died. The... end?

Oh, and yes, it was an all-girl clan. More in formation, I suppose, in the next installment of Creative Names!

...This CAN'T be against the rules. Right?