This is another one of my hokie one shots meant to make you laugh. Hope some one does.
Tohru was going about her usual routine on a Sunday morning.
She was bust picking up after the Sohma men, yet agian.
Haru and Ayame had spent the night, and there was a lot of cleaning to do.
The girl started to gather laundry and headed towards Kyo's room.
The sound of voices makes he stop cold at the door.
Who would be talking to Kyo so early?
Tohru leaned in closer in an attempt to identify the voice.
"Oh come on Kyo. You know you've wanted to do this for a long time. Now here I am, let's get on with it."
Haru's voice was now distinguishable.
"No Haru. It's too much to deal with right now. Plus it's early."
Kyo's voice responds.
Tohru contemplates this bizzare conversation, when Shigure and Ayame come up the stairs.
"Tohru what are you---"
Shigure starts, but Tohru quickly places a hand over the man's mouth and tugs him to the door.
Ayame follows with a questioning gaze.
The trio listens in silence to the next part of the converation.
"Please Kyo? I've got the energy of an ox today, which if you think about it makes sense." Haru says.
"I don't know Haru. I'm kinda tierd today."
Kyo's voice sounds unsure.
"Please?" Haru begs.
They hear a sigh and Kyo replies, "Fine but let's do this quickly."
They hear scuffling noises, then Haru says, "Well come over here. We can't do anything with you standing over there."
Yuki walks up to the easdropping trio.
"What are you--" Ayame stiffles his brothers words.
Shigure points to the door.
"Okay now shift like this."
Haru says then groans.
Eight pairs of eyes grow wide outside the door.
"Uhh Haru! That won't fit there. It's too big."
Kyo says clearly panting.
"Yes it will. But you have to realx and let it." Haru replies.
"Sounds like they're making beautiful music together." Ayame whispers.
Shigure nods then suddenly throws the door open.
"You will not be doing that in my house without...me."
The dog stood staring at a fully clothed Kyo and Haru.
They were holding a dresser between them which they promptly dropped with a thud.
"What the hell do you think your doing?"
The cat asks wiping his dripping brow.
"What are you doing?" Shigure asks.
"What does it look like? Haru's helping me move my furniture around."
The cat takes in the fact Yuki, Ayame, and Tohru stood at the door way.
"Why what did you think we were doing?" He asks nervously.
"Well I'm not sure Kyo-Kun, but Ayame said you were making beautiful music. Only I didn't hear any music. And where are your insturments?"
Tohru asks.
Shigure smiles.
"They're in their pants my flower." He says.
The girl looks puzzled.
"In their pocket? Are the harmonicas?"
Ayame stifles a giggle.
"Well you can blow them but---"
Two identical punches are thrown at Ayame and Shigure.
lyao? Review. I have more like this.