Disclaimer: I own K.K and other characters, but not the Kirby franchise. The names of the characters are solely the property of Kaz Productions.

This is a complete and utter crack fic. Takes place crhonologically before "Meet The K.K."

K.K, the dumbest pile of crap ever to be in existence,was bored. He had spent the day earlier throwing sharp knives at his siblings and allowing them to impale themselves into their necks, brains, and crotches.

He let out a massive fart and the entire room exploded, killing at least four people and causinga toxic gas to invade the entire world, killing about 670 million people in total, for no freaking reason.

He then ran up to an extremely old woman, and stabbed her with some random sharp thing. He repeatedly stabbed her, jumped on her head, and kicked her into the side of the road whereupon the old woman was run over by no less than four hundred cars. K.K then saw a very obese little boy eating a chocolate bar. He snatched it off the boy and threw it at him. The little boy sobbed loudly, so K.K snapped his fat ass little neck and had a great big shit on his face. He ripped the boy's intestines out and frenched them, then proceding to perform a very vile act that would make Glenn Quagmire himself throw up his dinner. Many people saw K.K screwing the dead kid, so they ran away screaming but K.K carelessly cut off their heads and threw them at many more people.

After his rampage and killing about a hundred more people, he saw a very pretty little girl licking an ice cream at the park. He kicked the stupid dumb bitch in the face and drowned her in the nearby fountain, and then chopped her up, ate her organs, and threw the bits of little girl at pedestrians who screamed, and were then brutally murdered by K.K.

The fat ass cops would not get off their fat asses, so K.K slit their throats, and after killing every cop in sight for miles, he jacked a car, drove off to some random city, nuked it, and repeated this over and over again.

K.K stopped when he stood on a bug.

"OH MY GOD!" he said.

"That poor little bug..."

THE END