iSeddie: A Week without Carly

Chapter1: The Fight

Carly walked into the loft, just to find Sam and Freddy arguing, yet again.

"You're short, ugly, and you'll always be alone!" Sam yelled at Freddy… again

"That's coming from the girl who's had one boyfriend throughout her entire middle school life, and, big surprise, he tried to two-time you for Carly. Well, you know, at least one of you had good taste!" Freddy fired back.

"And THAT'S coming from the boy who has to have his mother pick out his clothes for him!"

"Hey, those clothes are pretty cool."

"Yeah, for the annual math club meeting."

"Oh my gosh, will you both just be quiet!" Carly interrupted. "You two are always going at each other's throats!"

"H/She started it!" Sam and Freddy said at the same time.

"I don't care who started it, I'm ending it!" Carly yelled. She didn't normally get involved in Sam and Freddy's daily arguments, let alone yell at them, but this time they had done it one to many times. "If you don't stop you're bickering, I may have to just leave iCarly and let you do the show by YOURSELVES!" and with that she stormed out of the room.

Sam and Freddy were left in the room, in total silence. After a few minutes Sam broke the silence by saying, "I guess we've been pretty stupid, arguing all this time."

"Yeah, I guess we have." Freddy said

"You want to start all over, right from the beginning?" Sam asked.

"That'd be fine with me." Freddy said, and he smiled.

Just then Carly walked in the room. "I heard everything, I'm so proud of you!"

"Thanks," Sam said, "and to think, this morning when I put honey all over Freddy's textbooks, we could have been friends. Good thing that's all in the past, right Freddy?"

Freddy's smile quickly faded. "THAT WAS YOU! BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID PRANK, MY FAMILY AND I ARE OUT $300!!! I HAVE TO WASH MY NEIGHBOR'S FEET EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR, JUST SO WE COULD PAY THE BILL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WASH A 70 YEAR OLD WOMAN'S FEET? PLUS, WE WON'T HAVE ANY FOOD TO EAT FOR ABOUT A MONTH! WE'LL HAVE TO STICK WITH HAMBURGER HELPER AND CEREAL FOR FOUR WEEKS. 4 WEEKS!"

"Whoa, chill out Freddy!" Sam said.

"NO, I'M NOT GOING TO CHILL! YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE FOR 6 YEARS NOW, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE! I'LL TELL YOU-"

"Shut up!" Carly screamed. "I can't take it any more! Your constant fighting is ruining iCarly! I'm out!" She left the room in tears.