Katniss Everdeen Hehe...me and Haymitch just used a sharpie to draw on Gale's face. Can't wait till he wakes up!
Haymitch Abernathy How much fun one simple marker can cause.
Madge Undersee Take some snaps, brah!
Katniss Everdeen created the album 'Behold The All Mighty Sharpie."
Katniss Everdeen added 5 photos to the album 'Behold The All Might Sharpie.'
Cinna Bon, President Snow and 132 people like this
Killer Cato Those angles are hot. Espicially the one where you can see up his nose xD
Katniss Everdeen Shaddup Cato! Haymitch shoved me when I took it!
Haymitch Abernathy I don't shove little girls. Only matured ones.
Peeta Mellark And there's the reason Prim doesn't have a HungerBook.
Effie Trinket Or she just won't add you as a friend.
Peeta Mellark Shut up Effie!
Katniss Everdeen is out of breath after making a quick exit with Haymitch Abernathy when Gale Hawthorne woke up.
Finnick Odair : I'd stay away from Haymitch. He throws up after a small perioud of excercise.
Haymitch Abernathy : That was one time! Only because Peeta was doing squats in my face.
Peeta Mellark : Just admit it. You love my toned ass. It's sexy.
Katniss Everdeen : I can't lie with that.
Gale Hawthorne : is gonna murder whoever done this to his beloved face!
Johanna Mason : Katniss done it.
Gale Hawthorne : Awch. Katniss you're so funny
Peeta Mellark : Are you hitting on my girlfriend?
Annie Cresta : Ooh bitchin'.
Katniss Everdeen is in a relationship.
Gale Hawthorne is in a relationship.
Octavia iselegant : WHUUT?IW4ST0T4LLYSH1PP1NGP33N1SS!
Johanna Mason : Despite her terrible grammar, I WAS SHIPPING IT TOOOO!
Peeta Mellark is in bed not making dough for once in his life alone.
Finnick Odair : I heard about Gatniss.
Peeta Mellark : I'm all hurty inside.
Madge Undersee : Just decided to pop in and visit Peeta? WTF? Why is he crying, watching Titanic and listening to Beautiful Monster on repeat?
Annie Cresta : Chat.
Finnick Odair : Want me and Haymitch to come over?
Peeta Mellark : Yeah..
Haymitch Abernathy and Finnick Odair are getting kicked out of Peeta Mellark's house because they ate all his cookies.
Flavius makeuplover : If you two didn't consist of a drunk old man and a ginger prostitute I'd totally marry you both! /3
Johanna Mason : Flamitnick.
Darius Avox : Shipped.
Johanna Mason : Oh yeah...!
Katniss Everdeen is getting ready for her date with her wonderful boyfriend Gale Hawthorne!
Finnick Odair : Eww..
Katniss Everdeen :Just cause you're jealous!
Annie Cresta : Who wouldn't be?
Haymitch Abernathy : He has a sex jail.
Katniss Everdeen : Cool. Peeta had a book of paedoness but it's okay.
Peeta Mellark : And it was wonderful.
Peeta Mellark : Gatniss sounds so stupid.
Gale Hawthorne : And Peeniss sounded correct to you? C
Finnick Odair PM to Peeta Mellark :
I know how to get you're woman back.
Peeta Mellark PM to Finnick Odair:
I'm already planning it. Thnaks anyway.
Finnick Odair PM to Peeta Mellark:
What are you doing for her? No bread.
Peeta Mellark PM to Finnick Odair:
Damn.
Finnick Odair PM to Peeta Mellark :
I have an idea. Meet me at The Capitol Mall, k?
Peeta Mellark PM to Finnick Odair:
Okaaaay.
Finnick Odair : Do you think if I took of my shirt and put it on my head people would recognise me?
Peeta Mellark : Yes, but please don't. I still have bruises from last time.
Finnick Odair : Haha, that was the day Gale threw up on that woman with them flexy legs.
Peeta Mellark : When me and Katniss were together :(
Gale Hawthorne : Don't cry over it, pussy. Katniss' legs are totally more flexible anyway.
Katniss Everdeen : Pervert.
Gale Hawthorne : Finnick's the pervert. He can't go one minute with sex-pesting one woman, Annie or not.
Annie Cresta : I don't care. We're just fuck buddies, anywho.
Finnick Odair : You tell em', bitch.
Peeta Mellark : OHGOD. Finnick you saw them too?
Finnick Odair : If you didn't notice, I left you to go buttfuck her in the toilets. I'll be a sec, yeah?
Peeta Mellark : I think I'll just go home and draw her large breasts.
Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne, Annie Cresta, Finnick Odair, Delly Cartwright and Boggs are going to Ham for Madge Undersee's birthday.
Madge Undersee: Wicked.
Delly Cartwright: And then we all come to mine for a game of strip pokah.
Haymitch Abernathy: Really?
Delly Cartwright : God, no.
Gale Hawthorne: I wish it was my birthday.
Peeta Mellark : Katniss Everdeen makes it feel like my birthday everyday ;)
Boggs: TMI Ron, srsly bro.
Finnikc Odair : Bitch, please. Annie makes it feel like fuckin' Xmas every hour for me!
Madge Undersee: Me and Gale done a quickie in my daddy's office once! Suck on that shit!
Cato HawtBoi: You done Gale?
Gale Hawthorne: It was rape. She sedated me.
Katniss Everdeen: ARGH! You raped me boyfriend? Fuck you! FUCK you!
Delly Cartwright: Atleast he didn't like it, Katniss.
Gale Hawthorne: I never said I didn't like it.
Katniss Everdeen : has changed his relationship status to single.
Cinna Bon : Whoaa!
Katniss Everdeen: I'm not coming to Ham.
Haymitch Abernathy: Aw, come on brah. She was having a laugh.
Katniss Everdeen: No.
Gale Hawthorne : :'(
Delly Cartwright : Aw look! He's crying in that emoticon way Katniss! You gotta feel it!
Cato Hawtboi : ;)
Katniss Everdeen : Wait...
Katniss Everdeen has changed her relationship status to 'in a relationship.'
Cato Hawtboi has changed his relationship status to 'in a relationship.'
Gale Hawthorne: *Sniff*