Emerging from the gravity chamber he stumbled over his own jelly like legs. The pain that excruciated so badly had not yet gone. The longing for rest crept in as he practically crawled out of the chamber after a long week of training.
Vegeta tumbled of the ramp and landed as a heap on the grassy floor before him. He rubbed some blood of his forehead and watched the stars that stationed themselves in the air laughing at his hideous condition. Blood shot from one of his eyes, his chest plate ripped in multiple places blood steadily seeping from the cuts causing those rips and worst of all his anger flared like a bull after seeing something red.
"Why can't I get up, god help me" he said as he attempted to sit down. To his further anger he couldn't. "i cant feel my legs!" he muttered to himself. Strange thoughts overcame him at that second. He started wondering if he had legs or not.
"hmm maybe I sliced them off when I tried to doge a distructo disk that I learned how to do off that bald midget, no wait that can't be right I walked out of hear' he aimlessly thought. 'God if kakkarot did this to become a super sayin I'm nowhere near his level. Dam you kakkarot!'.
At that instance he heard footsteps approaching him. He continued looking forward as if no one was there knowing exactly who it was. He started to mumble under his breath things like " great when I thought I had piece and quiet." and "maybe if I close my eyes she'll think i'm dead and will leave me alone."
Suddenly a face popped up in front of his and stared down at him. Bulma became concerned as she saw Vegeta lying down on the ground with his eyes closed. Fortunately for Vegeta he had trained himself to lower his heart beat to zero, something he picked up from the weakling Nappa as a means to escape a fight.
"Oh My God! Vegeta!" she screamed as she sat on top of him applying compressions to his chest.
'just go' Vegeta thought pleading with god to make her vanish.
Suddenly he felt her hands pinching his nose and grabbing his chin. She thrust his mouth open attempting to begin resuscitation.
' what is she doing' he thought a hint of regret filled his body.
The second Bulma's lips touched his mouth Vegeta opened his eyes wide looking at a pair of delicately shut eyes that where millimetres away from his. He felt the women blow into him while her mouth was pressed down on his.
Bulma lifted her upper torso and opened her eyes to perform another compression when she saw his face, his eyes and mouth where wide open, a look of confusion then anger overcame her as she stared down at a very alive Vegeta.
"what the HFIL Vegeta!" she screamed rubbing at her mouth. He looked at her with that same startled face he felt he had on for over a minute.
"you tricked me!" she said looking angrily down at him.
"Woman, get of my pelvis before you crush it, I'm in no shape to allow you to use me as a chair." he said finally closing his mouth and regaining his senses. Bulma blushed slightly as she got up from on top of him.
"i see your in a great deal of pain , well I ain't gonna help you cause you played that trick on me" she said turning around and crossing her arms as she began to walk off.
"Woman, wait!" Vegeta stated lying on the floor "can you check if my legs are still attached to me?"
"'Check them yourself you jerk" she said turning around to reveal a frown on her face
"I can't move my neck" Vegeta feebly stated trying to regain control of his bodily functions.
"yes they are still attached to you" a smirk formed on Bulma's face as she said those words.
" That is satisfactory, your assistance is not needed further more" he stated revealing his own smirk.
" fine then piss here and see if I care" she stated as she ran back inside capsule corp giggling.
"PISS , the prince of sayins does not need to PISS!" he shouted back. Suddenly he felt an uneasiness stir in his stomach. "Dam you WOMAN!" he screamed towards the towering building of Capsule corp.
