Authors Note: Bonjour, ma petite cuillères! Bad, bad writers block…
Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly I'd be Dan Schneider, who is very overweight (No offence), I'm not…
Socks, socks, socks. Any size shape or colour, although awesome socks from Socko are best, I love them all.
So do other people; one girl even dated me for my socks.
I once got $10,000 for a sculpture of a pair of socks, true they were on a life-sized marble sculpture of the now famous Carly Shay, sister of me, Spencer Shay, but that isn't the point.
Yes it was true, everyone loves socks… At least that's what I thought until sandals came along