Flashback - July 2009
They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me 'quiet'
But I'm a riot
Mary-Jo-Lisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
2,034,628 people tune in anxiously to 'Brittani' Wilsons youtube webcast. The eighteen year billionaire's daughter who aspired to be a wwe diva, had sent out two tweets earlier in the day that disturbed and upset her viewers.
'I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears'
and then an hour later she tweeted
'And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles'.
"What's up everyone!" Brittani says. Her audience can tell theres something different about her. She's not the same bright person she is in most of her other videos."I'm Brittani Wilson, And this is the Britanni show." She isn't looking at the camera, she appears devoid of emotion.
"Now those of you who follow me on twitter where a bit worried about my previous tweets earlier this morning. And as most of you who follow me on twitter also know, over the years I have suffered from extreme depression due to my obvious obesity."
She wipes a tear away from her "No for those of you who are wondering, I'm not going to kill myself, but I won't be on the internet for a while. I'm going to a rehabilitation center for people with eating disorders. The first step in ending a disorder is admitting you have one. My name is Britannia Willow Wilson and I am a binge eater and recently I have slipped into bulimia."She wipes her eyes again.
"I'm going to go and get down to a healthy weight, not for my vanity but for my health. Once I am down to a healthy weight,I'm going to pursue my goal of being a pro wrestler, I promise you'll see me again. This is not the last time you'll see Brittani wilson. I love you guys, BYe!" She says making a heart with her hands before the camera goes off.
End Flashback
All forms of social media are buzzing. A month before Stephanie McMahon and Hunter Helmsley stepped in front of the WWE universe and made a groundbreaking announcement.
Flashback
"Yesterday I received a call," Stephanie McMahon stands inside of the ring speaking into the microphone. "From Wilson enterprises." Everyone is curious as to why the Multi- Billion dollar company had contacted the owner of the WWE.
"After a five year break from the public eye, in just three short weeks, One day after the royal rumble, Brittani Wilson will be signed to the WWE as the newest diva. She will make her first appearance in front of the public eye in five years monday night raw as the special guest referee for the eight diva tag team match."
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The youtube community explodes with comments from some of its top youtubers like Shane dawson, Tyler Oakley, Joey Graceffa, Lilly Singh, and Kingsley. All of whom are excited or the heiresses return.
The WWE superstars and divas have been tweeting all month about her return.
Looks like I wont be the sassiest diva in the locker room anymore #BrittBrattIsBack #competition- Nikki Bella
So I've already been bumped down to second best return of 2014? #BrittBrattIsBack - Batista
So stoked to see my sister again. I'll be joining you in two weeks huney #BrittBrattIsBack -Storm Wilson
This is is. I'm back. I'm finally back.
I basically skip down the hallway, map in hand, to the diva's locker room. I've been out of rehab for a year and a half, but I've been keeping to myself more of less. I didn't want to pursue my goal of being a diva or return to youtube until I was sure that I was good. That I wasn't going to go back into binge eating and bulimia again.
When I get to the divas locker room I knock twice. When theres no answer I open the door to see the locker room is empty. Of course I'm the one heiress in the world who shows up early. I guess this gives me enough time to go get my gear and stop by catering.
When I get to catering I walk to the Sandra, the woman who designs all of the diva's ring gear. We'd met a few weeks ago and went over idea's for my ring gear. "Hey Britt Bratt." I groan. So many things about the nickname I had enjoyed as a child annoy me now.
"Hey Sandra. Did you finish it?!" I ask bouncing up and down on my feet like a child.I've been waiting for this day since I went to my first WWE event when I was ten years old.
"I sure did." she hands me a box. I open it and squeal at my referee attire for the night. A referee striped bra top and white shorts"Do you like it? You don't think that it'll be showing off too much skin do you?
I scoff. "Please. Do you know the struggle I had to get this body? Everybody is going to see my hard work."
She chuckles. "You're something else."
When I return to the locker room with my ring gear and a donut I see it's no longer deserted. the total diva's fill the locker room. "Who are you?." Nikki Bella asks.
Thats expected. I don't look anything like I used to, as a matter of fact the only thing the same about me is my height.I've been five foot seven since the eighth grade. Apart from that I'm way different. I've lost one hundred and seventy pounds. I went from being severely overweight to seven pounds under the average weight for someone my size. Another significant change is my hair which used to be curled and blonde is now straight and pink. I didn't dye it pink for a specific cause like breast cancer, I didn't even mean to get it dyed. I was fresh out of rehab and I went to the hairdresser and said surprise me. Mission accepted.
"I'm britannia, Or you probably know me as Britannia"
The sound of silence fills the room. "Oh. My. God." I smile. Thats the reaction I hoped for.
"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome your special guest referee, BRITTANI WILSON!"
They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me 'quiet'
But I'm a riot
Mary-Jo-Lisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my -
The music cut off without Bitanni coming through the the curtains. The lights go off.. Purple and pink strobe lights start up.
The sound of footsteps come through the speakers and on to the titron walks a model like female with flowing pink hair. The woman puts her hands on her hips. "I'm Ms. Wilson and I approve this message."
Ms. Wilson by the penfifteen club begins playing
Oh my, looky there
Stone-cold foxy, platinum hair
Short skirt, barely there
Make a chick wanna hate, make a boy wanna stare
The woman from the screen burst through the curtains dressed in a striped bra top and white shorts. "Well it seems Britannia Wilson has changed a little since we've seen her last." Michael Cole jokes.
"A little? She's changed a whole lot!" Jerry 'the king' lawler says.
Well, Ms. Wilson you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin' that you donÂ't really give a fuck
Ms. Wilson I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly, whoo!
She skips down the ramp slapping hands with the fans before sliding into the ring.
Breeze by, velvet ropes
Ski this town like a bunny slope
Oh my, there she goes
A Long money girl in her short money clothes
She goes all around the ring getting to all of the fans she can.
Well,Ms. Wilson you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club?
Ms. Wilson I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly
She climbs the turnbuckle and puts one hand on her hip and points the other to the ceiling. "I'm back," She says into the camera with a wink before climbing down
Ms. Wilson you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin that you donÂ't really give a fuck
Ms Wilson I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly
She skips over to the opposite turnbuckle and blows kisses to the fans.
Ms. wilson you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club?
Ms. Wilson I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly
"Lets welcome to the WWE, Britannia Wilson, daughter of Billionaire Brady Wilson and twin sister of one of our diva's on the injured list storm ."
Ms. Wilson
Ms. wilson
Ms. Wilson
YOU CAN LOOK BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH!
The bella twins and the Funkadactyls dance their way to the ring. They all look ready for a fight after all of the problems they've had with AJ since total divas aired.
LETS LIGHT IT UP
AJ, Her bodyguard Tamina, and Aksana make their way to the ring, AJ's music is drowned out by the boo's of the WWE universe. Britannia glares at AJ, obviously feeling a little disdain for the woman who put her twin sister on the injured list during Storms second match. It's AJs fault that storm isn't here enjoying this with her right now.
...
Naomi connects with the rear view and covers. Britannia counts 1...2...3
I raise the victors hands and walk with them back to the dressing room.