Prologue
They swear a lot
Third Person POV
Percy and Annabeth were sent to South Park Colorado as there are a ton of demigods for some reason so they have to help out the satyr Jimmy Valmer (A/N he's obviously a satyr he is always shown with crutches) the problem the kids in this town swear a lot even when they are young
"I still wonder why Kenny is always back after he dies" Kyle said
"So that boy in that orange hoodie is Kenny and he's cheating death" Percy said
"I don't know does he just wake up in his room like nothing happens" Stan said
"Kenny is poor so maybe the poor have no souls" Cartman said
"Hey don't insult the poor like that" Percy said
"That's basically saying gingers have no souls" Annabeth Said
"Cartman is still Cartman" Kyle said
"That's from you Dirty Fucking Jew!" Cartman Said
"The Satyr did say that one of them is a son of Ares" Percy said
(End of Prologue)