A/N: Hope there's no mistakes, I type up my stories on my phone, so there's no telling what it might come up with! Damn Autocorrect.

Disclaimer: If I were Rick Riordan, do you really think I would be so in love with Liam Payne? Exactly.

Percy's POV

This is awkward. Apparently, something happened with the whole 'bad-weather-never-happens' thing at Camp Half Blood, because we were all snowed into my cabin. By 'we' I mean me, Annabeth, Tyson, Grover, Juniper, our friend Bella from Aphrodite and Clarisse. Yeah, I said Clarisse. We were all doing something different. I was lying on my bed, staring at the ceiling. I think, I'm not sure but I THINK, Annabeth was doing math. For FUN. She's crazy. Tyson was telling Grover all about the Cyclopes forges. Grover was pretending to listen. Juniper was protesting. Bella was trying to give her a makeover. And Clarisse was just staring at all of us with a murderous look on her face. Fun...

"Chat cards!" yelled Bella suddenly. Annabeth looked up. "What?"

"Chat cards," repeated Bella.

"That makes no sense," I said.

"There!" said Annabeth. "If Seaweed Brain says something doesn't make sense, it is completely nuts!"

"Exactly!" I said. Then I realised what she'd said. "Hey!"

"What is Barbie Girl talking about?" said Clarisse. She doesn't like calling people by their real name.

"Chat cards," said Bella. "They're cards that have questions on them. They're meant to start up a conversation."

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but that sounds kinda interesting," said Clarisse.

We all stared at her.

"What?" she snarled.

"I guess we could try it," I said. Everyone agreed.

"Yay!" Bella clapped. She produced a deck of bright pink cards out of her clutch purse. How does she fit so much I'm that thing?

"First card," she said. "What...is your biggest obsession?"

When no one answered, she sighed. "Fine, I'll answer. Umm...Percabeth! Love it!"

I looked at Annabeth, then back at Bella. "Umm...excuse me?"

"Oops," Bella giggled. "Wasn't supposed to say anything. Hee hee...Anyway, what's your answer, Percy?"

"Uhh...I don't know..."

Bella narrowed her eyes at me. "Answer the question, Percy. Or baaaaad things happen."

"Ohhkaaay...I guess it would have to be saving the world, cause I do that a lot."

Annabeth scoffed. "Whoa."

"What?" I asked.

"Nothing," she said. "It's just that I've never seen a bigger ego on anyone."

"Come on," I said. "Admit it. It looks good on me."

She rolled her eyes.

"Okay," said Clarisse. "White you two focus on your little no-mance the rest of us are gonna keep playing."

"Fine," I said.

"No-mance?" repeated Annabeth.

"Yo, Cyclo-boy!" barked Clarisse. Tyson looked up. "What do you like doing?"

"Making things."

"Good for you. Goat Boy!"

"Nature!"

"Whoop-de-doo. Tree Chick!"

"Uhh...Cleaning."

"Ohhhkaaay...Wise Girl!"

"Architecture."

"Cool. Totally Awesome Chick! Hmm, who's that? Oh yeah, me. Glee! Next question."

Everyone was staring at Clarisse. I was the first to speak.

"Glee?"

"Yeah." said Clarisse.

O_o

Well, that was unexpected.

So...Clarisse is a Gleek, Bella ships Percabeth, Annabeth has never seen a bigger ego on anyone, it looks good on Percy, and Juniper is a neat-freak. Surprisingly, not the most surprising revelations we will find. Was that the right grammar? Anyway, bye!