Chapter 1: The Consequences of Bring Your Child to the Meeting Day.
For good reasons, bring your city to the meeting day was a rare occasion. Normally, the countries do not talk about their children let alone bring them to a meeting. They do not understand them and consider them strange. Apparently, countries do not mix well. It is said that they are the consequences of Yaoi.
As the guards stood in front of the French doors leading to the meeting room, they could already hear the loud arguing. Guard number one looked at the time. The meeting had not even started yet.
It was about to begin, and it was already getting loud.
Inside the door, the countries were sitting or standing around the table. It was not large enough to fit all the countries and their children. As everyone else was too distracted and arguing, a fabulous and ostentatious girl wearing a white scarf like Sherlock Holmes faced the fourth wall…
"Bonjour, I am known as the English Channel! But can you call me Guinevere!" she said
"FrUk Child, who are you talking to?" asked Japan. Guinevere looked away from the fourth wall.
"TO THE FANDOM!" she said a bit too loudly.
"She got that from you, Angleterre…" France said.
"Shut up, frog!" England replied while everyone else looked at her confused.
"Let's just continue the meeting." Germany said.
"Ve~ Germany! Can we introduce ours first!"
A girl sitting on Germany's lap started to bounce up and down, "Can we, can we, can we!"
"Fine…"
Italy, another guy, and the girl jumped in the air, "Yay!"
Germany sighed.
"Ve~ I'm-a Adele! I'm-a 19!"
"I'm Klaus and I am 21" said the other guy that jumped in the air.
A brunette with his hair slicked back sitting by Germany said, "And I am Alois. 20."
"What about your fourth child?" England asked.
Italy and Germany looked at each other awkwardly.
"We don't talk about Bobby…"
"Ja…" Germany agreed.
"Time to introduce mine, da?" Russia said walking behind a girl with long black hair and purple eyes. Russia put his chin on her head and hands on her shoulders. "This one is Sunflower and is ten, da? On my right is Mulan and on my left is Tuan."
"They are all triplets, aru." China added.
"Well you guys were busy!" America said.
"THEY JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, ARU!"
"IT'S BECAUSE OF THE FANDOM!" Guinevere yelled and started to run around the room.
Watching his daughter's panic, England murmured something about this being France's and Russia's fault. He jumped when she popped up behind him.
"I do not refrain from speaking and sense the fandom!"
"Maybe you should try to refrain from speaking…" A neko resembling Japan and Greece said as she leaned back in her chair slowly starting to doze off.
Belarus was about to say something but America interrupted her, "DUDES! Dudes! You should totally let me introduce my children!" Belarus elbowed him in the stomach and he coughed up blood.
"Our children!" she said.
America coughed, "oh yeah…"
A boy with blue eyes and light blonde hair introduced self, "I'm Sam Winchester! I hunt demons and save my older sister from trouble!"
The girl next to him groaned, "Stop saying you're that guy from supernatural! Your name is Samuel F. Jones! My name is Ruby by the way."
"I don't believe you tricked me into naming them after characters from Supernatural!" Belarus said. "Big brother never would have done that."
America sits in the emo-corner growing mushrooms, "Big brother this… big brother that…"
"Tomate junior, would you like to introduce yourself next?" Spain asked.
"IT'S TJ! TJ, PAPA BASTARD!"
"I'm-a so proud of you." Romano placed a hand on her shoulder.
"Don't-a touch me!" Romano and Spain backed away slowly. TJ moved to the corner of the room and started reading smutty fanfics on her phone.
"And here is our daughter, Veronica" Finland said.
"TW' M'RE M'NTHS T'LL CH'RSTM'S!" she screamed in a Swedish accent.
"C'lm d'wn." Sweden said.
Veronica glares at Sweden, "never papa…"
"Ve~ I love Christmas too!" Adele said.
Veronica's stare turned to Adele. "You are my w'f, now."
"Don't touch our sister!" her two brothers said together.
"I 'm s' pr'ud 'f y'u." Sweden said.
TJ looked up from her phone, "Eh, I'm not a fan of Yuri…" She looked back to her the Gertalia* fanfiction she was reading.
"Hey, what about us one-night standers?" An older version of Sealand asked.
A chorus of various 'no's in various languages was the reply. The UsUk, PruAus, and TurEce* children left the room. They are also known as the One Night Stand Trio.
"I. Better. Follow. Them. They. Will. Make. A. Mess. Out. Of. My. House." Turkey said and left the room.
All the children's phones went off, and a violin played furiously.
Kitty, the Japan and Greece neko child, translated for the AusHun child, "He says; 'TJ, STOP SENDING ME THESE!'"
"Wow, wannabeapasta, I want to meet you to exchange smut writing tips." Guinevere said.
With that said, all the OTP children started reading the M-rated Gertalia fanfic. Well, besides for Adele. Her phone was taken away by one of her big brothers. The room went quiet.
Then they heard the guard's yells and grunts. Bursting through the door, a large man like Germany entered the room.
In a deep voice, he started yelling "VE~!"
And that was how the meeting came to an end with helicopters in the air and SWAT teams.
*Gertalia-Italy tops.
*TurEce- we do not know the shipping name for Turkey and Greece. Please correct us.
Seriously, if we wrote a pair wrong please, in the nicest way possible, correct us.
If you also don't ship a ship, please be polite about it. This is what we think, this is what we ship.
I bet you are confused by this 'we' thing. This story is written by four people; Guinevere, Adele, Veronica, and TJ, AKA SergeantSarcasm7, DEMONBYRD14, sillypony8, and 1captain obvious.
Also, these children have no real influence or representation of anything besides the consequences of yaoi. They are found under rocks.
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