I have to wonder...

When someone yaws, do deaf people think they are screaming?

If you are what you eat, aren't cannibals the only normal ones?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?

If you kill time, wouldn't that make you immortal?

If anything is possible, wouldn't it be possible to be impossible?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make it expected?

Is it possible to die in your living room?

If it is zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup a smoothie?

if buzz lightyear spoke Spanish in part of toy story 3, what does he speak in the Spanish version?

If a baby is born in Vegas, does it have to stay in Vegas

If judging others is a sin, isn't Santa done for?

If a fly breaks a wing, does it become a walk?

Would transformers buy life insurance or car insurance?

Why are they all connected if they are called apartments?

If there is a camp for kids with A.D.H.D, is it called a concentration camp?

Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes?

If Europe uses euros, shouldn't Africa use afros?

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

What would happen if Pinocchio said, my nose will grow now?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

What do they call the card game UNO in Spain?

If a person is born deaf, what language do they think in?

If the number 666 is considered evil, wouldn't 25.8065 be the root of all evil?

If fat people have more skin, does that make them skinnier?

If your deaf and you cuss in sign language, would they wash your hands with soap?

What in the world does lady gaga wear on Halloween?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

If your not supposed to talk to strangers, how do you make friends?

If camera lenses are round, why are pictures rectangular?

What would you turn into if you put the hair of someone using polyjuice potion in your polyjuice potion?