Zoro woke up in a large, grimy, unused room (because a torture room in Saw isn't a torture room if it isn't grimy and unused looking); his feet were encased in a block of concrete and next to them was a penknife and a large chunk of steel hung, suspended over his head. A TV in the far corner of the ceiling flickered to life; Jigsaw in his creepy-ass clown mask came into view.

"Welcome Zoro. I want to play a game. As you can see-"

"I don't have time for games, you idiot!"

"Well you're just going to have to play this one game. The situation is now out of your hand-"

He chucked a rock at screen, "Why the hell should I listen to some guy who doesn't even have the nerve to show his own face?"

"Your feet are incased in a block of concrete-"

"No shit."

"You have five minutes to escape before the block of steel above your head crushes you flat. If you escape you can go back to-"

"Why am I here?"

"You have played judge, jury, and executioner during your life, now-"

Zoro crossed his arms and glared up at the TV screen, "Those people deserved it."

"Shut the hell up and stop interrupting me!" Jigsaw composed himself, "Anyways; I also hated your movie. Antonio Banderas should've never stooped so-"

"Who the hell is Antonio Banderas?"

"How the hell do you not know who Antonio Banderas is?"

Zoro heard a low-toned muttering as Jigsaw turned to an unseen person to his left,

"What? I got the wrong Zoro?" He shuffled through the papers some more, "Two Rs? Are you freaking kidding me?" There was some more muttering.

"Oh, I'm the idiot? You were the one that suggested kidnapping random characters from other universes!" A can bounced off his mask.

He threw the can back, "After this guy dies, you're cleaning up the mess!"

Zoro looked up at the screen with a bored expression, "Are you an idiot or something?"

"S-shut up fake Zorro; you don't even have enough time left to cut through one of your feet!" He pressed a button, Zoro looked up as ten tons of steel came hurtling towards him.

He calmly picked up the pen knife and looked towards the incoming object above him.

"A true swordsman can summon up the full strength of any sword."

He closed his eyes and breathed deeply.

"Ittoryu Iai…" There was a flash, "SHISHI SONSON!"

Luffy searched around again, "Oi, Zoro! Where are you?"

"That shitty marimo probably got lost again."

Suddenly Luffy spotted a figure in the distance.

"Ah Zoro, here you are! Where were you? You just left your swords behind and disappeared!"

"I was kidnapped by some creepy clown that put me in some weird room; said he wanted to play some game."

Luffy drooped, "Aw, I wish I was there. Oh, what's that?"

Zoro lifted up a red-eyed clown mask he was carrying, "This? Just something I got from the clown after I beat him up."

Somewhere far away in another dimension an old man struggles to get out from underneath a giant block of steel.

"Stupid… green-haired… bastard…"