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Author's Note: Hey everyone! This is just a funny thought I came up with randomly about Trip rolling sevens. Read and Review!
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Trip Throws Sevens
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Abenthy gave a tired smile. "I suspect Trip has a pair of clever dice or an equally clever skill which probably extends to cards as well. I thank you for your timely warning, but a knack is something else entirely."
I can't abide being patronized. "Trip can't cheat to save his life," I said a little more sharply than I had intended. "And anyone in the troupe can tell good dice from bad.
Trip throws sevens.
It doesn't matter whose dice he uses, he rolls sevens.
If he bets on someone, they roll sevens.
Once Trip became absorbed in dice betting. He lost seven talents in total, and no one knows why.
If he so much as bumps a table with loose dice on it, seven.
If the dice falls underwater, seven.
If he kisses someone before they she throws the dice, seven.
If he urinates on the dice beforehand and gives it to someone, seven.
If he accidentally swallows the dice and has it come out from behind afterwards, seven.
If he makes his own dice, all sides are seven.
If he chops off three of his fingers, seven.
If he chops off three of his toes… surprisingly, not seven. Not that it has anything to do with dice.
If he counts the color of the rainbow, seven.
People juggle with four balls. Trip juggles seven.
People counts eleven days as a span. Trip counts seven.
People have twelve more teeth when they grow up. Trip has seven.
People say that the Chandrian is a group of seven. Trip agrees.
Trip sometimes plays football. He always calls himself "Christiano Ronaldo", and no one knows why.
Trip never talks about himself, except that he was born in July and he's the seventh son in the family.
And that he always lost in "Roll Seven" dice game.
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"Hmmm." Abenthy nodded to himself. "My apologies. That doesn't sound like knack or skill at all. Trip is nuts, plain and simple."
Kvothe facepalmed.