Summary: The women of Smallville sing their injustice of men to the song of Cell Block Tango.

Cast: Chloe Sullivan as Liz

Dinah Lance(Black Canary) as Annie

Martha Kent as June

Diana Prince(Wonder Woman) as Hunyak

Lois Lane as Velma

Lana Lang as Mona

The Men of Smallville all found themselves in a theater in the middle of nowhere. A stage of some sorts was set up and the men found themselves unable to get up or able to move.

Jonathan Kent, Clark Kent, Jimmy Olsen, Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen, Lionel and Lex Luthor stopped their struggling when the heard music playing.

Cue Music

Chloe
Pop

Dinah
Six

Martha
Squish

Diana
Uh uh

Lois
Talon

Lana
Luthor!

Chloe

Pop

Dinah
Six

Martha

Squish

Diana
Uh uh

Lois
Talon

Lana
Luthor!

Announcer...Which is Pete, dressed in a black tux:
And now the six merry murderesses of Smallville County Jail in their rendition of "Cell Block Tango"

Chloe
Pop

Dinah
Six

Martha
Squish

Diana
Uh uh

Lois
Talon

Lana
Luthor!
The women finally appear on the stage
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

Lois
I bet'cha you would have done the same!

Chloe

Pop

Dinah
Six

Martha
Squish

Diana
Uh uh

Lois
Talon

Lana
Luthor!

Chloe
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Jimmy.
Jimmy like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Jimmy layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
Jimmy smiled nervously, Maybe I should give Chloe some space he thought.

ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard itI betcha you would
Have dome the same!

Dinah
I met Oliver Queen from
Star City about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married...
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night... when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual...
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.

Oliver looked nervous, Maybe I shouldn't have been such a playboy, he thought.

ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

Martha
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Jonathan,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' that Luthor,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin that Luthor."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!

Jonathan looked guilty, Well I shouldn't have accused her of doing anything Lionel, he thought.
ALL
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

Diana
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

Martha
Yeah, but did you do it?

Diana
UH UH, not guilty!

Bruce looked relieved and let out the breath of air he had been holding.

Lois
My sister, Lucy and
I did this double act
and my husband, Clark,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the coffee house Talon, the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Lucy and
Clark doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
Clark faced turned white, Lois could probably kill me.

Lois
They had it coming

Smallville Women
They had it coming

Lois

They had it coming

Smallville Women
They had it coming

Lois
They had it coming all along

Smallville Women
They had it coming all along

Lois
I didn't do it

Smallville Women
She didn't do it

Lois
But if I done it

Smallville Women
But if she done it

Lois
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

Lois
They had it coming

Smallville Women
They had it coming

Lois
They had it coming

Smallville Women
They had it coming

Lois
They had it coming

Smallville Women
They took a flower

Lois
All along

Smallville Women
In its prime

Lois
I didn't do it

Smallville Women
And then they used it

Lois
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

Lana
I loved Alexander Luthor
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real guy...
loving... a faker.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Helen,
...Desiree,
Victoria and Ollie.
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead!
Lex sat there in his seat, stonefaced, but no one noticed the sheen of sweat on his forehead
ALL
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Chloe, Dinah, Martha
They had it comin'

Diana ,Lois, Lana
They had it comin'

Chloe, Dinah, Martha
'Cause if they used us

Diana, Lois, Lana

'Cause if they used us

Chloe, Dinah, Martha
And they abused us

Diana, Lois, Lana
And they abused us

ALL
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

Chloe
You pop that gum one more time!
Dinah
Single my ass.
Martha
Ten times!
Diana
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
Lois
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.

Lana

Artistic differences.

Fin

"Anybody else fearing for their lives?" Oliver asked.

"So are they planning on killing us, or what?" Clark looked nervously around the strange theater.

"More like how the hell do we get out of here?!" Panicked Jimmy.

The women on stage cackled evilly."Oh Boys, you aren't going anywhere."

The world stopped what is was doing to listen to the pain filled screams of those poor, poor unfortunate souls who decided to piss off the Smallville Women

So what do ya think? I was in a goofy mood and it sprang into my mind.

Review if ya want :D