Oops, I farted.
Someone farted in the club room, the Soldier Game Trio are trying to figure out who it was. The only clue they have is a that the fart smells like mangoes. Crack-ish. Rated T for mangoes.
I didn't forget this time.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Love Live! School Idol Project. If I owned it I wouldn't be here right now, writing about mango farts.
AN: So some of you asked for a second chapter, but I can't do it. I write these stories based on some word my friend said or some random idea I had in the middle of the night, and I wrote this in like, 2 in the morning, and I seriously didn't know what I was doing, so sorry, but no second chapter.
"Maki. Do you smell that?"
"Eli? I don't smell any- yes, I smell it."
"Mangoes?" Umi tried to indentify the smell.
"No, this is the smell of the fart of someone who ate too many mangoes," Eli pointed to the mango skins in the bin, "farted, and rushed to the toilet."
"Ew," Maki looked absolutely disgusted.
"Let's wait for all the members to arrive before trying to figure out who it was." Umi suggested.
"No, it will only be more troublesome if the culprit denies it," Maki said.
"Yes, and the smell may dissipate before the members arrive," Eli added.
"I don't think we need the smell." Umi said.
"Yeah, I agree with Umi. We don't need the smell, Eli."
"If you say so, Maki, but don't blame me if they ask for evidence and we don't have anything."
"We're not going to ask for the help of other members," Maki reminded.
"Let's start by gathering evidence," Umi suggested.
"Right. Maki, prepare a notepad," Eli waits for Maki, "write 'School Idol Fart Investigation' and write any evidence Umi and I find underneath it."
"'School Idol Fart Investigation'? What kind of name is that?" Maki asked.
Eli ignored Maki's question, "okay, first, write down 'mango fart' and 'mango skins in bin'."
"Also 'door that looks like someone slammed it open in a hurry'," Umi added.
"That's pretty long," Maki commented. "Anything else?"
"No, I don't see anything else that may be evidence," Eli said.
"That's all? Umi, hold this," Maki put the paper in Umi's hands and walked outside.
"Is she giving up?" Eli asked.
"I do not think so."
Maki returned, dragging Nozomi and Nico with her.
"These two were listening in on us," Maki explained.
"Nozomi, you were the culprit?" Eli asked.
"No, not exactly," Maki said as she tried to stop Nico from escaping.
"Nozomi brought mangoes from home to share, then she left the mangoes here to go look for the rest of Muse, when she returned with Nico, she found that someone had eaten the mangoes," Maki said.
Eli muttered an "oh you poor thing" and went to hug Nozomi. Nozomi sniffed Eli. A little.
Nico and Maki backed away from the lilies that were mysteriously appearing out of nowhere.
Suddenly, an 'N' appeared on Maki's blazer and an 'S' appeared on Nico's. Maki realized too late that they had become magnets, by the time she reached that conclusion, they were already stuck together.
"What is going on?!" Nico shouted and tried to pull away from Maki.
"I don't know!" Maki shouted.
"Why are you shouting?" Umi asked.
"I don't know!" Maki shouted.
"Why is 'Garasu no Hanazono' and 'Zurui yo Magnetic Today' playing in the background?" Umi asked.
"I don't know!" Maki shouted.
Suddenly, they heard a voice. Nozomi stopped sniffing Eli, Eli stopped groping Nozomi, Nico stopped struggling, Maki stopped shouting and Umi stopped asking questions.
The voice came from everywhere. "ONEGAI, UMI-CHAN."
They screamed.
In the end, nobody figured out who ate the mangoes.