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Shane's POV

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Ring! Ring! RING RING BEEP BEEP!

Shane slammed his hand down on the alarm clock, mans worst invention ever. He sat up and rubbed his sleepy dark eyes. The sun shone faintly through the thin cheap dorm curtains. He sat there for a moment, recollecting himself.

Oh... It's today, isn't it? Not Spring Break like I dreamt about? Damn.

He looked at the calender and confirmed his realization. May 1st with big writing consisting of mainly "RUN IT'S FIRST DAY OF ACADEMY! FLY YOU FOOL!" was written in black smudging ink that he wrote it in when he first got the notice. He flung his feet over the edge of the bed and stood up and tried to walk, but stubbed his toe on the dresser post. Cursing, he hopped on his good foot to the bathroom.

"No more partying..." he grumbled as he saw how horrid he looked. He had dark circles under his eyes and some pink lipstick on his cheeks. Hot pink lipstick... sluttish smell in the air... Damn... Monica got to me. Other than that, he looked pretty good.

He cleaned himself in silence, cursing under his breath at his dad for enrolling him in here. He wore the green towel around his hips and took a deep breath and flung open the closet door. In it hung one suit, and one suit only; Morganville Academy Uniform.

It was white collared shirt with a black tie. The pants were white, with- thank God- pockets. The shoes- well, Morganville felt sorry for the poor saps and let them wore whatever they want for shoes.

He got dressed, weeping on the inside. He put on his dirty and worn out grey Converse. There was a loud banging on his door and he opened it, ready to murder the dumbass.

Michael Glass grinned under his wavy blonde hair. It was long enough to cover his eyes, damn near the emo considered length.

"Yo. Ready?" he asked. He held the Morganville issued suitcase with tight grip. Shane grabbed his under the bed and saw a black lace thong was on it. "Dude, I found Laura's panties." he announced. "She wears panties?" Michael asked, dumbfolded.

Shane played Mortal Kombat Online on his XBox 360 in the private boy's dorm. It had three rooms, two which he and Michael owned.

"How was class?" Michael asked, strumming his guitar.

"Dude, make me talk about it and I will kill you like I am with these stupid people." Shane said darkly.

Michael smirked. "That bad huh?"

More than bad. The teachers are old and strict, Monica torments him and all the girls he talks to, and to top it off...

"THIS FREAKING DICK KEEPS BEATING ME!"

The screen showed Shane's character, Scorpion, battling username NerdGamerGirl who played Kitana whooping Scorpions sorry ass.

"She is only considered a dick if she has one. If she does, she clearly stole yours. God you suck." Eve said, hopping through the window. Shane flipped her off and heard the fata words...

"FINISH HIM!"

"No... NO NO NO NO!" he yelled as she did a fatality. An email poped in his inbox.

"Not so bad. Good luck next time. :)- NerdyGamerGirl"

His hand twitched.

"Wait wait wait wait..." Eve said and looked at the screen. She squealed. "Claire whooped your ass! Damn now I owe her a free latte."

Eve worked at the Academy Common Grounds, a coffee joint with coffe that is always crowded with people with laptops and books. Shane calmed down and looked at her. "Claire?" he asked confused. Eve doesn't hang with anyone but him and Michael.

"Oh yeah, I met her when she was buying an iced latte. She is really cool." Eve grinned and tossed her hair in a messy bun and started fiddling with Michael's guitar. Michael waited until she was done patiently... well, nevermind.

Michael leaned over and blew in her ear, making her squeak and let go of the guitar, which he took back possessively. Shane typed back to the gamer.

"Whatever."

"Oh?"

"Please, Kitana is basically your only character you can win at."

Shane regretted that, and spent the rest of the night trying to find the manhood that ran from him at his 13th loss.

Sorry for being sort and sort of vauge, but I wanted to save some events for the next chapter. Hopefully this will make more sense to readers now. With all respect.

Anju Uchiha~