Chapter 1: The Joke's On Me!

A Vigilante in the DWMA?

(Opening A/N: What if Jason Todd AKA the Red Hood had a connection of meisters and weapons who help him in his everlasting battle of Justice. And he happens to be a meister in training by day, but he becomes the antiheroic vigilante Red Hood But the DWMA is under attack by the league of assassins. Along with the man that had brought back Jason from death, Ra's Al Ghul. But in order for the assassins to get to the DWMA, they'd have to get past the Red Hood, who isn't afraid to spill blood. But he isn't alone in his quest of bloody justice. He is also joined by his friends Maka Albarn, Soul "Eater" Evans, Black Star, Tsubaki, Elizabeth "Liz" Thompson, Patricia "Patty" Thompson, Death The Kid, and last but certainly not least, Blair. These DWMA students and the anti-heroic vigilante must join together to bring down the league of assassins. This is an alternate universe along with this being a Red Hood style crossover which means there will be a lot of guns being in here, plus the events are happening post Arkham Knight along with the guns, the attire, and voice, also the meisters along with weapons are going to be 21+ drinking age. Plus this is a Jason/Harem story. This story is rated M for Blood and Gore, Graphic Violence, Adult Language, Nudity, Rape, and Strong Sexual Content. Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater Or Red Hood for they are rightfully owned by Atsushi Ōkubo along with DC comics. So, without further ado, let's get started!)

A Sound Soul,

Dwells Within A Sound Mind,

And A Sound Body.

My name is Jason Peter Todd, and if probably don't know, I am the anti-hero vigilante the Red Hood. I kill in the name of Justice, but those who stand in my way, will be another body for my count. But just like every night, I usually have the same reoccurring nightmare of when I was killed by the Joker.

"Do you have anything you wish to say?" Joker asked me as I was beaten to a bloody pulp and given up hope that Bruce wasn't coming for me.

"My name is Jason Todd." I said weakly the Joker held the camera right in front of me.

"And who do you hate?" Joker asked, I had to admit...Bruce was at fault for leaving me with the psychotic clown prince of crime.

"Batman." I answered, I had just given up hope that Bruce was going to save me.

"You see bats, he's not yours anymore, he's mine. Anywho, care to tell me who the big bad bat is?" Joker asked, and he had a pistol in his hand, this made me crack.

I had to tell him that Bruce was Batman, but it didn't even matter since I was going to die anyway.

"Of course sir, it's-" I said, and there was a bullet placed in my chest, and as the shot connected, I tipped back in the chair knowing that my life was coming to an end.

"Oh silly me, nobody likes a tattle-tale. You see, this is what happens when you bring your friends into this twisted little game of ours." Joker said, but usually he decided to finish me off with another shot, when that happened, that's when I usually wake up drenched in sweat.

Maka was sleeping next to me, I couldn't tell if we truly did it last night, but I was probably having some kind of out of body experience if we did. And it turns out she was naked. The sheet we shared was the only thing covering her body, I laid back down on the bed, Maka then wakes up to see if there was anything wrong.

"Did you have another bad dream Jason?" Maka asked, yeah it was the same one I've been having since Joker killed me.

"I'll be fine Maka, just go back to sleep." I replied, but she knew that I was killed once and it might happen again.

Since I was already up, I got out of bed and decided to do some morning exercises. Blair was in her cat form and sleeping, I had to be careful not to wake her.

"Jason, you do realize it's three in the morning right?" Blair asked, she still had her eyes shut.

For me, I had to train with Bruce in the waking hours of the morning, I mean this type of habit I can't break.

"Just keep sleeping Blair, pretend that I'm not here." I said, and I began to do a handstand and turned them into pushups.

This brought me back to when I was young and still with Bruce as the boy wonder, it was the happiest day of my life when I donned the red and yellow suit becoming the sidekick of the Dark Knight, but it all came crashing down when the Joker captured me and brought me to Arkham Asylum. I could remember getting beaten, branded, and shot by the clown. But it wasn't long before I decided to settle a score with Bruce, but Bruce talked me out of revenge and that's when I decided to become the Red Hood, a murderous vigilante who kills in the name of justice. School started at 8:00 and now it was time for me to go out on my nightly justice patrol. So I slipped out of the window without Blair noticing me, she then woke up and noticed that I just left. Then I pulled out my phone and called my partner who also happens to be my weapon at the DWMA, his name is Lobo, and he happens to be my weapon as well. Lobo can transform in two twelve different weapons six guns and six different blunt weapons as well.

"Time to go to work." I said, I then hung up the phone and got my Ducati sports bike out.

As soon as I started my bike, I realized that I just picked up a hitchhiker who happens to be a fellow meister, it was Maka.

"Look Jason, I know that you're a vigilante. But I do worry about you, if anything happens, if you take a bullet, then what are going to say to Lord Death about it?" Maka asked, and it turns out that she does draw a good point.

And if anything happens to me or Maka, then we're going to be up shit creek without a paddle. So we headed over to a building that overlooked a bank.

"I see that you brought Maka with you." Lobo said as he handed me a pair of binoculars, now it was game time.

Word on the street was, that some group of thugs were planning on doing a midnight bank heist. Luckily we were the first on the scene, the front was on full lockdown and inside the bank was a lot of money inside it, but who would want to steal money from Lord Death?

"Down there, someone's setting up a bomb at the front door." Maka said, they look like thugs that work for Two-Face.

Now the question that's plaguing me is if that's Two-Face's crew, what the hell are they doing here in Death City?

The bank doors blew open and they went inside, now it was time for Maka, Lobo, and I to distribute some vigilante justice to the villains of the night.

"Two Face wants all the money we can get from this bank here." The lead thug said, and we were outside the bank and Lobo hands Maka a semiautomatic handgun to use, she knew that she didn't want anything bad happen to us.

"Remember we kill in the name of Justice, so it either us or them, and if they don't hesitate, why should you?" I said, Maka knew that she wanted to kill some bad guys as well.

It turns out that Maka knew how to use handguns as well since we taught her to do it going to the firing range after classes and doing our homework as well.

"It's time for you to say your prayers." I said as I pulled out my pistols and began to have the thugs surround me.

Lobo grabbed one guy and snapped his neck like a twig, but the thugs began to shoot at him but shooting Lobo and trying to kill him is like trying to kill Superman without any kryptonite. Bullets didn't affect my partner, and he healed from the wounds that were inflicted to him instantly. Now it was my turn to inflict some bullet damage to the thugs. I had the thugs dead in my sights, and it was time for some good old fashioned bloodshed. The first guy tried running up to me and he was met with two bullets to the head. The second guy had a bullet through the chest hitting his heart killing him instantly, the third guy was shot in the throat as the bullet severed his carotid artery and he bled to death. The fourth guy tried to punch me and I bashed his nose and placed a bullet into the busted cartilage, but I was done there, I placed the gun over his left eye and pulled the trigger blowing his brains out. Maka had the leader at gunpoint, she wanted to know who was behind the whole robbery.

"Who's calling the shots?" Maka asked as she placed the pistol under the lead thug's chin with the intent to pull the trigger.

"It was Two-Face's idea." The lead thug said and Maka pulled the trigger on the pistol and she killed the lead thug, just then I got a call from Harvey "Two-Face" Dent.

"I know that you're trying to distribute justice in Death City, but was it really necessary to kill those guys?" Harvey asked, but I'm an anti-hero.

"So that's why I'm putting a hit on you and the whole DWMA, so I'd suggest you should watch your backs from now on." Two-Face added, now we got contract on us. And it turns out that the whole DWMA is in trouble. How is Lord Death going to respond to all of this and how is he going to handle the fact that I'm a vigilante? Tune in next time to find out…

[To Be Continued…]

(A/N: Well guys, this is just a start. So if you like, then feel free to drop a review, a fave, and/or follow. And if anyone has any ideas, then feel free to add it to either your reviews or PM them to me. I'll give you the credit of the idea because I'm looking for continuous improvement. And if you ask to please update, all I ask is please give me some time. I got other projects to work on. So, until the next action filled chapter, this is the master of chaos, the commander of the legion of corpses, BloodyDemon666 signing off!)