Surprise, Surprise!
"Is he still out there?" Quatre asked huddled in the back of the closet along with Heero, Trowa and Duo.
"This is all your fault!" Heero said poking a finger at Duo.
"What??? I thought it was a good idea at the time!" Duo said defending himself.
"If you hadn't suggested giving Wufei a surprise birthday party then he wouldn't be outside waving a big knife threatening to kill us all!" Quatre said from the corner.
"He's right you know!" Trowa said trying to move to a more comfortable position.
"OW!" Quatre said. "You stepped on my hand!"
"Your butt is in my face!" Duo said from behind Trowa.
"Well just remember if it wasn't for you we wouldn't be in here." Trowa said settling down.
"I said I was sorry!" Duo said.
Earlier that day…
"Hey! Today's Wufei's birthday, right?" Duo asked Heero who was busy on his laptop.
Heero slightly nodded and moaned something that sounded like "Omea o Korosu." And went back to his work.
"That's what I thought." Duo said pacing the room not really listening to Heero. "What do you think about giving him a surprise birthday party? You know just me and you and the guys and maybe Hilde and Sally and all them?"
"Wufei wouldn't like it." Heero said not looking up from his laptop.
"Of course he would!" Duo said thinking about the party.
"I don't think it's a good idea." Heero warned but Duo had already walked out of the room with a big smile on his face.
"Shhhhh! Here he comes!" Duo whispered. Everybody held very still and waited for Wufei to walk into the room. "SURPRISE!!!" Everyone yelled as Wufei turned on the lights.
Wufei looked around the room and his face got bright red. "Injustice…" Wufei whispered. "The integrity…" He said a little bit louder. "YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!" Wufei yelled grabbing a large knife that seemed to appear out of nowhere. He then chased people all over the room trying to catch any one of them. Relena jumped into Heero's arms and he couldn't see so he ran into a lamp and cursed and pulled out a gun and pointed it at Relena.
"Oh Heero!" Relena said her eyes turning into hearts. "Are you going to kill me?" She asked.
Heero shook his head "no" and trained the gun on Wufei.
"Heero you're so mean! You never kill me like you promise all the time!" Relena said her hearts disappearing. Relena then took the gun away from Heero and threw it out the window. Just then Wufei appeared out of nowhere and started trying to give Heero a new haircut.
Half an hour later…
"Remind me never to give anyone a surprise party anymore!" Duo said to the guys.
"Is he gone yet?" Quatre asked again, a little impatiently this time.
"Does it matter?" Duo asked. "When Wufei finds us he'll just try to kill us again." Duo said sighing.
"Well I have to go the bathroom." Quatre said.
"So hold it." Duo said.
"Too late!" Quatre said.
A minute later the boys realized what had happened and were rushing out of the closet not thinking about Wufei who was still waiting outside. Then it started all over again. Wufei chased and the boys ran. Wufei chased some more and the boys ran faster…and that's about it!