Hermitcraft Fanfiction.
One day, ZombieCleo woke up and the sun had risen and the moon was setting and she was leff sleepy than when she went to bed earlier and the top of her tower had been stolen.
"My tower top has been stolen!" said Cleo.
"Who could have stolen it! I bet if was cloud from Final Fantasy or possibly cloud from where Dropbox stores its data or Cloud from Lakitu's flying cat." Clouds, of course, are the enemies of all towers, as their misty tendrils creep through matter, intersecting it with wrecking abandon. "To the cloud!" SHOT CASTED WinCLEO!
Mumbo heard Cleo and saw that the top of her tower was stolen and also wanted to help her get it back so the rain would not fall on her hair and other things in her house.
Cleo and Mumbo set off not holding hands because that would b weird and this is not that kind of fanfic and they found a horse who could fly because Dinnerbone forgot to fix his game, and they found a second horse too that could also fly because a horse can only carry one rider per horse saddle and wearing two saddles is silly.
" HAY NEIGHbors, we're taking you too the sky to fight the CLOUDS!
Thanks! Said the people with names in the story!
Our heroes flew far and wide searching for the cloud who was the cloud who too the top of the tower and instead they found TinFoilChef.
"I am surprised." he said, "That Joe didn't think of me earlier when he said he said Cleo needed a FOIL for this story. He is not smart."
There was no extra horse for TFC, so like the classic fortress he is, he used teamwork to fly with concussion grenades.
They convened at the convenient cloud gas station on the corner and saw a cloud with her tower top and they stopped mist and said. "Hey that is not yours. Our horses will now bite you and kick you.
The horses bit and kicked the cloud, but the cloud was made of gaseuousoeusos water and the kicks and bites were not very effective.
The cloud hit the horses with the top of the tower, and since the density and mass of the stone was sufficiennt, the horses got hurt.
Cleo and mumbo jumped away from the horses and did not get hurt and mumbo thgreew redstone dust into the cloud. The dust overreacted with the water vapor and totally like made the cloud not get as wet and the cloud dropped the tower top and cried redstone tears. Cleo and TFC grabbed the tower top and fixed it to the lower portion of the tower and then they smiled and everyone laughed, Laughter is important becuase it shows they are friends and everything worked out for everyone except the hotses who now live in the ground except cleo brought them back as zombies but they are hooved beasts and can't dig out of their shallow graves and they are not laughing. Neither is the cloud.
The end!
By Joe Hills
Original Content
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