"... badoogers!!! that womans... a woman... a fine woman...
just if i could at least know her name...
wait, what the hell! im sitting, curled up in a corner in the middle of Costco checking out woman... damn im low "
the woman stared at hayate wondering what the fugnuts was wrong with him. she slowly walked towards him and bent down.
"my name is Yuugao... and yeah you are low. Oh thanks also"
"..." hayate stared blankly at her
"
yeah... well im going to go..." yuugao said while slowly walking backwards
"no! ...well i mean wanna go for... uhhhhh... cof... cough fee" hayate strugled
"yeah! uhhh I mean sure" Yuugao replyed
" oh ok then...wait what the badoogers you just said yeah...dude! hows tomorrow at 9 pm!"
"yeah ok i live on 1072 penwood Rd"
" k bu bye"
"bye!"
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hayates house
beep beep beep beep beep!!!
"holy freakin mushrooms!!!!!! its freakin 1 in the freakin morning!!!!!!!"hayate yelled at his clock
" ughhhhhh well im up "
hayate slowly rolled out of his bed and turned on his raidio
""Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.""
"Oh my god... is there any better way to start a day with chick music"
hayate took a shower till 2 then took a nap till 7.After his nap he combed his hair and buffed up.Once 8:30 came hayate walked down to yuugao's house. Yuugao was waiting outside her door with a worried face.
"hey whats up, you look worried" hayate called
"huh oh no i was just thinking that you wernt going to come and..."
"oh well im not that kinda dude...well come on"
Yuugao followed the man while people stared at them.
"umm hayate... why are they staring at us?" Yuugao wispered
"huh? oh its probably cause they all said id never get a pretty girl to go out with me, well i proved them wrong." Hayate explained
"oh"
"YOU ALL FREAKIN FAIL YOU FREAKIN FAILERS! MY OLDNESS AND POWERS OF FREAKIN FAILING YOU FOR PUTTING AN "S"ALITTLE UNDER THE LINE!" mrs ruyter randomly yelled out
Hayate and Yuugao ran to the nearest getaway.