Nippon Geographic

When people search for "Life Quotes" they are often looking for quotes about life. Why do the major search engines only give them hundreds of pages of commercial garbage about Life Insurance Quotes? -----Bill Austin

AN: Welcome to Nippon Geographic! For those who remember Silver-White-Tiger's "Following the White Rabbit", you will probably recognize my minuscule contribution to her 'currently being re-written' story.

Although, I must point out that I've decided to do a cannon version of this National Geographic parody. Which means that the Kirin Corin parts are out, but that's alright I still have my Homo Erectus Nipponicus, sub-species The Tsuna, to use and abuse to my heart's content, so no worries.

And, of course, requests and reviews would be much appreciated!

How else would I figure out, who you want next?!

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The world is an exceptionally large and strange place, populated by colorful and unique creatures of all shapes and sizes.

Amongst, the most unique yet plentiful inhabitants of our planet, are the hominids; creatures whose scientific name possesses 'Homo' as their proper genus.

These beings have spread out and populated all the continents, with the exception of Antarctica.

Capable of impressive feats in technology and sciences, these creatures have gone and altered vast portions of their surroundings in order to make life less dangerous and more comfortable for themselves. The process of merely creating anime, manga and doujinshi is a testament to just how scientifically advanced these beings are (digital technology, television, internet, 1337 drawing skills, scanners, etc.), not to mention the even larger markets for these products.

The entire deal is proof enough of just how prosperous the hominids are. If you look back, you'll realize that a scant 70 years ago TV didn't even exist!

Nippon Geographic dedicates itself to observing the hominids inhabiting the Japanese Archipelago or, as the natives call it, the Nihon Rettō.

However, for this segment, we shall be studying the inhabitants of the Namimori region, such as: the impressively under-evolved The Tsuna, the dwarf-sized Misfit Trainer, the explosive 59, and many more distinctive specimens that inhabit this area.

This study has been made in order to give the both the viewer and researchers a better understanding of the uniqueness of the individual hominids residing in the Namimori region.