Hibird the Yellow Feathered Matchmaker
Well this is my one-shot idea I just randomly came up with. If people like it and I come up with more ideas I just may continue it. Ok, the couple pairing just might be a bit crazy... but I still wanted to try to write it out. I personally kind of like the pairing Hibari and Haru. I don't know why, so don't ask me. I'm just crazy I guess. Well enjoy the story! ^0^
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
It was just another regular day at school. The weather was a bit cold, but it was relatively warm for the fall season. Things were doing pretty good in school, people were laughing, having fun with their friends, and- oh my god! Someone just fell out of the window! And they were on the 3rd floor!
"Ju-Juudaime! Hibari! How could you do that to the boss!?" Gokudera screamed igniting his favorite dynamites he oh so cleverly hides.
"Tsuna was whistling too cheerfully and he was carrying a yellow keychain." Hibari said in an angry tone swinging his tonfas so the fire on the fuse would blow out.
"Now Gokudera don't do anything rash, Tsuna won't like it if you pick a fight with Hibari and loose." Yamamoto said and he got punched by Gokudera.
"Like heck I'd loose to him! And don't be so rude to the Tenth! Don't disrespect him by calling him by his name!" Gokudera shouted being a bit touchy about respecting Tsuna.
Tsuna walked into the room in pain. There were some leaves in his hair.
"Oi Tsuna, there's a birds nest in your hair." Yamamoto pointed out. Tsuna touched the top of his head and felt a birds nest.
"Ha? Wonder how that got there." He said as a little baby bird was in there and it chirped.
Hibari who was still in the room tensed at the sound and he turned around to glare at Tsuna. He took out his tonfas and spun them around wildly. He seemed really angry. In no time Tsuna was tossed out of the window again.
"OI! Hibari! You've gone to far this time! I really can't forgive you this time! I may be willing to over look killing you the first time, but a second time? I'll blow you up!" Gokudera shouted as he was held back by Yamamoto.
"Ah, there are no problems over here Hibari. Gokudera has no problems what so ever, so please go and have a good day." Yamamoto said covering Gokudera's mouth so he wouldn't say anything.
Hibari walked out of the room the murderous intention still filled the air and made some of the students really uneasy. He was really angry and stressed out. Hibird was always on his shoulder singing the schools alma mater when he wanted to hear it. Recently the little bird has been flying off on his own and would come back really late. At first he paid it no attention because Hibird was a bird and he probably wanted some space of his own.
"Just where are you Hibird?" He whispered to himself quietly. What first caused him to worry was the fact that some birds were flying south for the winter. He asked a pet shop owner about it, and he said that Hibird's species didn't usually like to migrate to the south. Though the pet shop owner said that, where was Hibird disappearing off too? He was worried when the bird would fly off and come back really late, but now Hibari hadn't seen Hibird even once for a whole entire week, and it was starting eating him on the inside. Hibari paused in his tracks in looked in front of him in shock.
"WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?" Hibari asked one of his little disciplinary flunkies.
"Ah...it seemed that you were angry that Hibird was gone so we thought if we dressed up like Hibird, Hibari-san would feel better." They said. Hibari was angry beyond belief. NO ONE could replace his Hibird. No one could sing the alma mater as good at the little bird. No one was so cute like the little bird. Were they making a mockery of Hibird? No one mocks his little Hibird.
"Take that costume off before I kill you." He growled taking out his tonfas. They quickly took off the costumes and move out of his way.
Tsuna finally walked into the room again after his second fall this morning. His clothes were a bit torn up.
"I don't know, but does Hibari seem a bit more angry than usual?" Tsuna asked. Gokudera and Yamamoto thought about it.
"Now that I think of it he does seem to be a bit angrier now a days." Yamamoto said.
"Oh my god! Tsuna-kun! Are you alright?" Kyoko asked running up to him.
"Ah, Ky-Kyoko-chan? Yeah I'm fine. I just fell out of the window...ah...twice." He sweatdropped.
"TWICE!? Tsuna! Did you break anything?" She asked really worried about his health. Tsuna blushed at the fact they were mere inches apart and she seemed to really care about his well being. It made him really happy.
"I-I'm fine! See? I can move perfectly fine." He said doing jumping jacks in the room. Kyoko let out a sigh of relief and smiled.
"That's good." She smiled and hugged him making Tsuna tense up. The teacher then walked in and asked for the students to sit back into their seats.
School was really hectic; Hibari kept beating up people for no reason. He just seemed so much angrier than normal.
Tsuna, Gokudera, and Yamamoto were walking to Tsuna's house trying to think of the reason as to why he was so angry.
"AH!" Yamamoto shouted. Gokudera and Tsuna looked at him wondering what idea he came up with.
"I forgot my math book at school, and we have math homework. Can I borrow your book Tsuna?" Yamamoto asked Tsuna pleadingly. Tsuna just nodded his head and sighed. Hibari was walking home briskly with a very murderous aura around him.
Yamamoto looked at Hibari anxiously wondering who he was going to smack next. Then he suddenly noticed something. Why is it that for a while that Hibari seem less intimidating? It was because of this one special thing that Hibari always had around him. Yamamoto leaned over to Tsuna and Gokudera and whispered into their ears.
"Hey, have you guys noticed that Hibird has been missing for a while?" He asked. Tsuna and Gokudera gasped suddenly realizing that the bird was missing around the time when Hibari started acting all angry.
"For once I think you're right Baseball idiot!" Gokudera shouted and patted his back.
"You're voice is too loud. It is disturbing my train of thought. You need to be punished." Hibari said and whapped Gokudera in the jaw with his tonfas and went on his merry little way.
"Anyways, let's try to find Hibird." Tsuna said running towards his house.
Haru who was walking home from school saw the three running through the streets. She called out their names but they didn't hear her at all. She puffed out her cheeks in dismay and sighed.
"Oh well, they didn't hear Haru..." She said sadly and bumped into someone.
"Get out of my way before I bite you to death." Hibari's dark voice resounded.
"Ha-hahi! Haru is very sorry, desu!" Haru moved out of his way and bowed in respects.
"AH! Hibari-san!" she called out after him and he turned around glaring at her.
"WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?" He asked with a very angry tone. Haru just froze in fear. She was so scared she even forgot how to breathe.
"A-ah... You see...I..." She was stuttering a lot.
"You have 3 seconds to come straight to the point before I bite you." Hibari threatened taking out his tonfas.
"Hahi! Haru just thought you'd like to know where Hibird was, desu!" Haru shouted and started bawling her eyes out on the street. Hibari looked at Haru with surprise.
"Where is Hibird? What have you done to him? Is he alright? Where is he!?" He shouted shaking Haru violently. This was the first time anyone has ever seen Hibari loose his cool. Haru started to get dizzy with all the shaking and she fainted. Hibari looked at her in confusion.
"What do I do now?" He wondered. He just sat there waiting for her to wake up. When she did she just screamed because she woke up to Hibiri's anxious looking face.
"Hahi! Haru didn't do anything! Please don't kill Haru, desu! She still has to marry Tsuna-san!" She started to tear up again.
"Please...just tell me where Hibird is..."He said a bit exasperated. Haru looked at him in shock.
"Hi-hibird is at Haru's house...he was being bullied by a cat and Haru saved him. He broke his wing. I've been trying to tell you for a while, but I could never find you. Everyone kept telling me you were away near the park where all the birds were. When Haru went there Hibari already left." She said twiddling her fingers.
"He broke his wing? Is he alright?" He asked scared for the well-being of his yellow feathered friend.
"Ah! Hibird is fine, desu! It was only a small fracture. He should be fine soon. Hibird has actually been calling out your name the whole entire time he was at Haru's home. Hibird really seems to like Hibari a lot. Haru has to show him a picture of Hibari to put Hibird to sleep." Haru said holding up the picture of Hibari smirking. The closest thing to a smile.
"When did you take this picture?" He asked looking at it. There was a bit of silence for a moment.
"Ah...Haru can't tell you that, but we can't just say Haru has a reliable source." She said and grabbed his hand.
"Haru will take you to see Hibird." She said and walked towards her home. Hibari was a bit uncomfortable having a girl holding his hand but he didn't say anything against it. He was just happy to be seeing Hibird for the first time in a week. They walked into her house.
"HIBARI! HIBARI! Where are you? HIBARI!!~" They could hear Hibird cry. Hibari instantly ran upstairs and into Haru's room.
"Hibird!" Hibari scooped up the little bird in his hands and held it closely to his chest as if he was hugging it. Haru walked into her room and leaned against the doorframe smiling.
"You really do love Hibird. He really loves you too." Haru said smiling. Hibari just nodded his head land smiled. Haru was surprised at the fact that Hibari could smile, but she decided to not say anything about it. One shouldn't make fun of another when they thought they lost something precious to them. Hibari really did seem to care a lot for Hibird.
"I missed you very much Hibird, where have you been off too recently?" He asked the little bird not expecting an answer back.
"Visiting Haru. Haru give Hibird yummy bread." Hibird chirped. Hibari looked at Haru who just looked at him back.
"Well thank you for taking care of Hibird up until now." He said bowing his head in gratitude. He really hated to be doing all of this, but he was really happy to have Hibird back.
"Haru is willing to help anytime." She said smiling. Hibari gave her a small smile back.
"Well do you want to go now Hibird?" He asked. Hibird shook his little head.
"Stay a bit longer? Hibird like Haru." Hibird said jumping out of his hands and hopped over to Haru and rubbed his head against her leg. Haru giggled and picked up the bird and took off the splint.
"Why don't you try flying now Hibird?" She asked. Hibird nodded his little head and flapped his little wings and he was floating in the air.
"That's good, you can fly again!" Haru smiled. Hibari smiled and held out his hand and Hibird flew over to his hand and rested in it.
"Ah, Haru doesn't know if Hibari has a special nest for Hibird at Hibari's house, so Haru made a small little nest for Hibird." Haru said holding the hand made nest to Hibari. He took it and Hibird flew into it and started singing a random tune happily.
"I think he likes it." He said enthusiastically. If anyone else saw Hibari act like this would assume that he was drunk, but in reality Hibird just brought out the good in Hibari. That little bird just made Hibari so excitable all the time. Haru giggled at the contrast of emotions Hibari could show when Hibird was around.
"Well Hibird is fine now, so you can take him home." Haru said. Hibari nodded his head.
"Are you ready to go now Hibird?" Hibari asked.
"Yes, Hibird is ready." Hibird said flapping his wings and Hibari walked out of Haru's room. Haru followed them out to the front door.
"Bye Hibari-san! Hibird!" Haru waved.
"Bye bye Haru!" Hibird chirped. Hibird was petting the little bird gently with his thumb
"Hibari?" The little bird said.
"What is it Hibird? Are you hungry?" He asked.
"Hibird likes Hibari, and Hibird likes Haru. Hibird thinks Hibari should like Haru." Hibird said.
"Well if Hibird likes Haru and thinks I should like her, than I will." Hibari said taking it into consideration. Anyone his beloved Hibird liked should be ok. She even took care of his little beloved Hibird for him.
"Yay! Hibird loves Hibari." Hibird said rubbing his head against Hibari's thumb. Hibari smiled and looked around trying to see if there was anyone nearby. He saw no one.
"Hibari loves you too Hibird." Hibari said and kissed the top of his head. He walked home with Hibird happily. Unfortunately for Hibari, Tsuna somehow managed to see the part when Hibari kissed Hibird's head. He walked back home and met up with Yamamoto and Gokudera and told them what happened. None of them believed in what Tsuna saw and decided to put it behind them. It was just too weird for them to picture.
The next day at school things were a bit better now, except if you had anything that reminded Hibari of a cat, the very thing that put Hibird's life in danger, you'd have an instant death. Unfortunately for Tsuna, his mother packed his lunch in a kitty shaped container because it was on sale and she thought it was cute.
"Oi, Herbivore Tsuna." Hibari called out.
"Ah, yes Hibari-san?" Tsuna answered nervously.
"If you see the girl Haru Miura, you give this to her." Hibari said and handed him a letter addressed to Haru.
"Haru...what did you do to anger Hibari?" Tsuna wondered thinking it was a letter of challenge or a letter full of threats.
"Haru didn't do anything wrong...but steal my heart." Hibari said quietly so no one could hear it. Unfortunately Tsuna was able to hear it and fainted from the shock.
"Ju-Juudaime!" Gokudera ran over to him and started fanning him with a text book.
"P-poor Haru... don't die on us. Haru...stay away from him. He's a monster..." Was all that would come out of Tsuna's mouth the whole entire time he was unconscious.
"I wonder just what is in that letter Hibari wrote..." Gokudera said tempted to read it, but scared to actually open it.
"I guess we'll never know." Yamamoto said shrugging.
Well that was my story! I am thankful for those that actually read this to the end. ^^ I don't know if this is a good story or not, but the idea was stuck in my head and I REALLY wanted to write it down. XD I hope you all liked it. It was a bit OOC at times, but I think I got some of it down. ^^ So please review and tell me if I should keep it as it is, or add more onto it?
