Yeay, this is my first fanfic, so be nice. If you really think I should continue tell me. I think I'm only gonna put the first two or three chapters up and based on the response I get I might go on. I've written most of this in a note book for now, but it's a whole other series in Saiyuki so it's gonna get flippin long.

I don't own Saiyuki if I did I would be putting this in manga form instead.

(This means their thoughts)

In the middle of the dessert by a large cliff:

The sun was beating down on them as they sat near a small pond. The constant nagging from his companion was torking him off a bit. As he sat on a large boulder to lean against the tree they had just taken shelter under, he heard the voice again. Even more annoyed he pulled out a cigarette and lit it as he watched the waves of the small pond splash against the fairly large cliff in front of them. (Fairly large, as in like a 3 story house.) He was at peace till the voice came back a few minuets later.

"Sanzo, I'm starvin'!"

He bit off the last end of is cigarette when he cringed upon hearing the voice. Spitting out his cigarette butt, he reached into his sleeve to . . .

WHACK!!!!!!!!

"Owww. . . That hurt! What the heck was that for!?!" WHACK!!

"Shut - up!! You stupid monkey I'm tired of hearing about your damn stomach!"

Sanzo sat back down on the boulder while putting away his fan, as Goku sat at the edge of the pond in front of him holding his head in pain.

"You're just mad 'cause its yer fault we're stuck out here."

"You wanna say that again?" Sanzo shot the boy an evil look causing him to cower back a bit and earning him an anime sweat drop. Sanzo gave a heavy sigh lightening up on the boy. "Why did those idiots leave me here with you?"

(Flashback of Gojyo and Hakkai)

"'Cause the town kicked you out 'cause yer a priest, and Hakkai said he needed to get some more supplies so he took Gojyo to help 'im."

(O.K. end flashback now ; )

Sanzo twitched realizing the fact that he was a bit a fault. It's not my fault they hate priests though

"Hey Sanzo? Why did those people hate priests so much?" Goku got up and went to sit next to the boulder Sanzo was sitting on.

"Who knows? Maybe they blame the monks and priests in the temples for not doing anything about the recent demon problem."

"But the monks and other guys are just human right? What can they do about it?"

"How the hell should I know?" Sanzo pulled out another cigarette.

"Didn't they teach those things? You are a priest aren't you?" Sanzo just twitched but didn't say anything else.

They sat in silence for a few more minuets till Goku broke it. Again.

"Hey Sanzo."

"Yeah I noticed."

Both Sanzo and Goku spun around either side of the tree. Each of them killed one of the demons they had sensed.

"WAAOOOWWW!!! There's a lot of them this time! Awsome!"

"The more the merrier for you, isn't it."

"Glad ya feel that way 'cause there's some more of these guys comin' from over that way."

Sanzo stepped back nearly falling in water and glance to his right. Hundreds more demons were heading his way on top of the other hundred already in front of him. Shit. This is the last thing I need right now.

He continued venting out his anger shooting at the helpless demons before him. He kept a close watch of Goku keeping tabs on him every now and then. He found that the boy must have been doing the same thing since he was always in sight. Goku figured that since Hakkai and Gojyo weren't around there wouldn't be anyone around in case Sanzo needed help, and he wasn't about to let anyone lay a hand on Sanzo on his watch.

A few minuets passed and they had finished about half of the demons they had started out with in the beginning but the other group had already joined them. A car engine was finally heard in the distance.

"Hey! Hakkai and Gojyo must be back." Goku leaped into the air and landed in front of the jeep's path as Sanzo made his way through the demons. "Hey it's about time you two showed up. What the pervy water sprite flirting again?"

"Hey what kinda greetins' that ya stupid monkey?! And what business of yours what I do when yer not around huh!?!" Gojyo hopped out of jeep and knocked the monkey on the head.

"Well it seems you guys got some visitors too." Hakkai got out of jeep as he transformed into his little white dragon.

"And just what the hell is that suppose to mean?" Sanzo reloaded his gun and shot a demon rushing towards him and all the while kept giving Hakkai a dirty look. Hakkai just smiled and pointed to the dust cloud of demons that had been following them. He laughed as he tried to ignore the death glare he was receiving from the priest.

"What'd ya do this time ya pervert? Ya brought like another hundred back with ya?" Goku gave Gojyo a sly look while still in the headlock Gojyo had him in.

"And just what is that suppose ta mean ya damned monkey?" and Gojyo tightened his grip of said headlock causing Goku to turn a little blue.

"Heh heh. Now, now we should be fighting these guys not each other." Hakkai proceeded to blast several demons as Hakuru set one sneaking up on him on fire. He stepped to the side his back now against Sanzo's as he reloaded his gun again.

"Idiots."

"Now Sanzo just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it out loud."

After about 15 more minuets of fighting demons and the 4 had congregated near the pond under the tree completely surrounded by demons. (This is one of their off days.)

"Shit! Why won't these guys just leave?" Goku smoked a demon and jumped out of the tree. A demon had come up from behind him but he noticed in time to keep himself from getting killed. However, the demon slashed his left shoulder as he dodged. He fell to the ground landing on one knee and cried out in pain.

"Goku!!" Hakkai went to try and help the boy but he was cut off by several demons. Gojyo and Sanzo tried to give a helping hand too but they had issues of their own too. Sanzo was just having trouble keeping his gun loaded. He was suddenly grabbed from behind by a demon.

"I'll be taking the scripture now Genjo ACK!. . . ."

A gun shot rang out as the demon fell along with the other demons that were giving them a hard time.

"What a pathetic bunch of guys!"

The four men turned to see two figures on top of the cliff with cloaks. One holding a gun. A loud explosion came from behind them and they saw two more cloaked figures in a blood red jeep. One was driving while shooting some type of energy blasts at demons. The other stood in the passenger seat slicing demons with a sword as they drove trough the pack. Their attention turned back to the other two figures as the gun was heard again. The taller of the two started walking off the edge of the cliff as the small one pulled out a Chinese fan. As it glowed she jumped off and the fan grew and caught the other. They both glided down to the ground and proceeded to get rid of the demons and the other two joined them. With in minuets all the demons were gone and the 4 figures turned to face the Sanzo party. The boys just stood in awe as these people were stealing their job. After a few moments of silence Gojyo decided to welcome their guests.

"Hey guys, you boys are pretty good. I'm sure we could have handled them ourselves, but thanks for making it easy for us anyways." He placed a hand of the tallest figures shoulder (which is only like an inch or two shorter then him.) The figured grabbed his arm and slung him hard to the ground and placed a foot on his chest to keep him down.

What the hell? Is this guy wearing heals? Damn.

"Look here mister: Number one, you should bb show a little more respect to people who take the time to save yer sorry asses. Number two, no one and I mean no one belittles our skills and gets away with it, especially when they can't defend themselves. Number three,. . . " The figure pulled off his cloak to reveal that HE was actually a SHE."…DON'T EVER CALL US GUYS OR BOYS. GOT THAT!"

Well that explains the heals.

Yeah the first chapters done! Go ahead and tell me what you thought I don't care if you ever review after that again. I just wanna know if you want me to continue. I am gonna put a second chapter up after this though, but feel free to tell me if ya liked it and if you want me to keep going. Thanx BYE BYE ;