Candora Authes: Thanksgiving!!! Food, Food everywhere!!!
Chouji: (GASPZORZ!!!)
Wand. Nin. John: Its all about the food for you, isnt it?
Candora Authes: Hell Yeah!
Candora Authes: My mom makes like EVERYTHING!
Candora Authes: Or buys it...but my point remains!
Wand. Nin. John: your wrong, its so we giveth thanks to the ones you love and the things you hold dear... not just cuz of the food...
Candora Authes: What The Hell...Giveth? Are You White!?
Wand. Nin. John: (nods)
Candora Authes: (Penguin Slaps Him)
CMW: PENGUIN!!!!! (jumps up and slashes it with sword)
Candora Authes: ...
Wand. Nin. John: I dont see what this has to do with "Giveth" though...
Wand. Nin. John: (shrugs)
Candora Authes: White people are from Europe, and so were the pilgrims...so...yeah...i guess this gives me more of a reason to call you a Whigga...
Wand. Nin. John: I know...I decend from Ireland...but does nationaity really matter on today of all days? Of course not! All that matters as bonds and realizing how blessed we are to have such bonds (nods)
Candora Authes: ...stfu Whigga
Lil' John: YEEEAA-AHHH!!!
SOMEPLACE ELSE!!!
KyuubiKiba: dude, i just had and awesome idea...
PyroMitch: what?
KyuubiKiba: we should sell weeeeeed...
Hedgi: (shakes head back and forth)
KyuubiKiba: NO WAIT!! We should open a daycare center...that sells WEEEEEEED...
Hedgi: how but just a daycare?
KyuubiKiba: thats a great idea!!! why didnt i think of that...
PyroMitch: Lets go see Windsoftiti first...
(so they walked and walked)
KyuubiKiba: (opens door) hey ther-
Windsoftiti: HOT LAVA!!!
KyuubiKiba: OH GOD!!! (jumps on a bookshelf) Ok...ok...take it easy...just think...what would my dad do in this Situation... (Thought: KyuubiKiba's Dad: GET ME A BEER!!) what would my mom do in this situation...(Thought: KyuubiKiba's Mom: I need a cocktail...) ...What Would Jesus Do? (Thought: Jesus: (turns water into cocaine) omg...ima get SO wasted...) ...Hedgi get me a beer!!!
Hedgi: (pushes KyuubiKiba off of the bookshelf)
KyubiKiba: Ah God!! Is this what lava feels like on the flesh...THIS LAVA IS WORSE THEN SUMMER CAMP!!!!
Windsoftiti: sorry guys i was just really bored
(everyone walks to the couch except KyuubiKiba, who is on the ground, writhing in pain)
PyroMitch: hey KyuubiKiba your favorite comercial is on!!
KyuubiKiba: GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS!!
TV: (has the Old man dancing to the six flags theme)
KyuubiKiba: (dances along with it)
Windsoftiti: hey lets go check up on CMW...
(everyone walks out except for KyuubiKiba, who is still dancing)
Hedgi: cmon KyuubiKiba!! Lets go!!
KyuubiKiba: Must...not...stop...dancing...
Hedgi: (pulls KyuubiKiba out of the house)
KyuubiKiba: NOOO!!! (bites Hedgi)
(so they walked to CMW's apartment with CMW sleeping on a couch)
KyuubiKiba: HOLY CRAP!!!
CMW: (wakes up) huh...what...?
KyuubiKiba: The whole apartment is burned down...who did this!!!???
CMW: uhh...uhh...uhh...it was the Gummybears!!
Windsoftiti: The...Gummybears...?
CMW: uhh...Yeah...they were all like "Im a Gummybear, im all gummy, your gonna eat me..." and then they burned it down...
Gummybears: NEXT STOP...Wisconsin...
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