Disclaimer: It's MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ... Wait a second... change in script, it belongs to JKR... awwww...
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Ron ducked under the table then slitted his wrists. The blood got all over the invisibility cloak, revealing the Marauders. Then they got killed by Voldie and there was no more Harry Potter, but there was a fully powerful Voldemort, who took over the world and made them scrape his toejam out from between his toes. Yuck.
You ask why? The reason Ron ducked under the table was because he was hiding from Hermione and her birds ... wait a minute, that didn't come out right. Her canaries. Yeah, that's it. Although I wasn't sure about Hermione's gender... hmm. But that's another whole mystery in itself.
That is the suicide of Ronald Weasley.
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A/N:
Random thing that popped into my head. Please R & R!