Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN SWEENEY TODD!!
Confessions of a Barber
Sweeney turns to his opponent; armed and ready. Signor Pirelli smiles hauntingly at him, and begins to sing while lathering the face of his willing client.
Sweeney looks puzzled. Where did all this music come from? He thinks. Oh well. Now to my task… ominous music begins blaring in Sweeney's head
"Before we begin to-a shave-a de face," Pirelli, says, breaking Todd from his reverie. "I have a confession to make." Sweeney is temporarily distracted from his tempting, revenge-filled thoughts as he turns to face the fake Italian.
"I am gay," The barber states plainly.
gasp from Sweeney
"So that's why," Mrs. Lovett whispers from the crowd, as Todd shakes his head in disbelief.
"Uh-no, no! It is true," Pirelli assures him. Sweeney, with very shifty eyes, slowly backs away.
"O…..K….," He says. When he is a safe distance away, he runs for his life.
Pirelli is announced winner by default. And yet…..
"I have lost," He whispers at Todd's retreating form; tears glistening in his eyes…..
Thank u so much for humoring me!! I was bored, and decided to post this! Hope u liked it!! Review please!!
-Mel
P.S. Sorry if this was too short! Bye!