"You like Yuri way too much." Kagami growled as she drifted through the spaceship, eating floating cookie after cookie like pacman on his little trail of dots. "Nom nom nom, Its not normal."
Konata breathed in and out heavily, the black mask on her face obstructing her air waves. "It's perfectly normal. I know. I am your father." She finished, breathing hard as ever as she reached out towards the twin tailed girl. "Now give papa some sug- ACK" She was cut short by a frog to the face. Which she looked to see Kagami holding many. "Is that how you repay me for planting my seed in your mo-AHCK" Once again she was stopped by a frog to the face.
"We must remember that to destroy our enemies we must first make them our friends." Tsukasa chanted, sitting criss cross in her ceremonial robes as she lay her hands upon her knees and hummed. "Ommmmmmmm." Before gently floating away, powered by the magic of the airhead.
"Of course world renowned mistress buddha!" They screamed in unison. For Buddha's words brought peace to their kind ship.
Just then a girl with flowing pink hair flew in, her choco-cornet space motorcycle growling as she shot her Sub machine guns all about the ship. Screaming bloody murder before finally coming to a stop. It was the bandit Miyuki. A stowaway on the ship! Of course they paid no heed to her. She did nothing more than make a ruckus and spout insults. "Your all.. Um... Short! So THERE! HAHAHAHAHA!" She screamed in triumph as she motored away. Shooting as she went.
"PREPARE TO BE BOARDED IZUMI!" Shouted a voice from beyond the ship. After a large explosion blew apart a piece of the left wall to the ship Konata wasn't sure what was happening. Suddenly , emerging from the dust and fire... Were the dreaded yuri pirates of the seven galaxies.
"AAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!" Shouted Hiyori and Patty in unison as they brandished their steel cutlass. Both adorning red bandanas and a striped red and black shirt.
Their leader however, Minami Iwasaki. Was dressed more knightlike. In fact, she was dressed as a knight, aside from her captains hat and eyepatch of course. "... argh..." She whispered. Pulling her samurai sword and preparing for battle.
But of course. Last but not least. Was one Yutaka Kobayakawa. Wearing a red bandana like the rest of the crew but carrying a candy sword. She coughed up the smoke before showing the world HER mighty roar. "uh.. u-um... ummm... Arg?" She fiercely bellowed.
It was then, driving past them, Miyuki stopped. Glaring at the cherry haired pirate she whispered. "You're just a kid." Before disappearing coldly out into space.
Yutaka of course ran and cried to Minami, wrapping her small arms around her and crying into her chest while the tall fearless leader picked her up and carried her to the table. There Patty served tea and Yutaka curled up on Minami's lap, sucking needily on her candied sword.
It was then that, drenched in sweat, Hiyori shot out of bed. Immediately racing for her desk.
"What an awesome Idea for a short little comic!" She shouted. Trying to reach the thing before the idea left her.
She put pen to paper, ready to write out her masterpiece. When finally she realised.
I can't remember.