Homestuck John Joan
Well I'm writing this on iPods notepad , which is worse than PC notepad but oh well this is the point of no return and my wrist is already starting to hurt I better get some snacks cause there's a long night ahead of me.
Prologue
John was running through the halls of the meteor, when came across a hatch, this was strange for 2 reasons, 1. It was on the wall 2. There was a painting that must've fallen off during the landing of the meteor. John decided to investigate.
He soon realized that was a mistake.
Chp 1
"Karkat come quick, something's happening!" John was yelling at Karkat, who was too busy working out how they were all going to live, where they were going to live, ect. "WHAT EVER YOU WANT IT COULDNT BE ANY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE BORING SHIT IM DOING NOW, UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME OUT INSTEAD OF BOUNCING AROUND LIKE THE GOOF YOU ARE, GET SOMEONE ELSE'S HE- They were both blinded by a very bright neon green light, along with lots of medicine scented smoke, coming from the room John was just in. "WHAT THE GRUB FUCK DID Y- Karkat was once again cut off as John and his friend passed out, but not without hearing screams throughout the grounded meteor.
John woke up in a faze, too dehydrated to talk or yell for help. He looked down and saw that he and Karkat were in a giant pool of sweat.
John woke up once again to see people picking Karkat up and pouring water on his face, except something seemed off about Karkat, but he was too tired to focus. He fell asleep once again. This time he woke up was much different, he woke up in a bed, and immediately comparing himself to Rick Grimes. Man did I like The walking dead. The sound of footsteps echoed to his room. Good, friends are coming, now I can finally find out what happened to me. After he thought that he noticed something off. His hair had grown a lot, all the way down to his shoulders. He must have been out for awhile. The door finally opens and Dave and Jade walk in. John greets them with a smile. "Hey guys what happened?" There's a pause and Jade looks like she's about to cry. "Guys what happened?" Now a bit more nervous than before, and your smile breaking. Dave opens his mouth, closes it, then reopens it deciding on what to say. Finally he speaks up and says " John you've been asleep for 3 days, in those 3 days your body changed, you are now 100% a girl. John sat dumbfound. "I'm not even being ironic".
Johns first reaction was to reach in his pants. Finding nothing but space he started to scream. Nothing has ever scared him this much in his life. He jumped out of the bed, coming to the realization he had breasts and ran out of the room, going through the halls of the meteor and running outside. He saw a few friends on the way, they tried to stop him but he was too fast. Then he ran past a room with an unfamiliar kid in it. As he got closer he realized that Karkat had turned into a human. Before he could get out of there he felt a sharp pain in his head and blacked out.
He woke up in his own bed this time, with Dave and Rose watching over him. He wanted answers now. "Why am I a girl?" "We don't know." "Will I ever turn back into my old self" "We don't know." This went on for a while, then dave decided to leave. Rose left a few minutes later, leaving John to himself. Alone.