"Jack . . . is having a concert . . . in Ireland?" Teru stammered, his ocean-colored eyes meeting Namine's light brown eyes.

"That what the folks say." Namine said, shrugging her shoulders. "They were hootin' and hollerin' all about it, like he was some type of K-Pop idol . . . or J-Pop idol . . . or the next Justin Bieber, or the world is ending, and I think I've made my point clear."

"Why yes, yes you have."

"Kay kay, now that I have, let's go!"

"Wha-?!" Teru was grabbed by his arm, then he was blinded by a flash of bright light. When he could finally see, everything was pretty normal . . . except for the fact that there was a huge crowd with Jack in the center of it, dancing the ridiculous dance seen in "Gangnam Style", and singing - or lip -synching - the lyrics. He saw many reactions, Namine was laughing like crazy. Teru's palm smacked into his forehead. I should've known something crazy like this was going to happen, I mean, we're talking about a pink-haired tranny that's obsessed with art and is probably on drugs. Of course it wasn't gonna be normal!

Teru sighed and just looked around in the crowd. Madoka was yelling, "Stop it already!", Ginga and Masamune were recording it on video, Tsubasa smacked his forehead like Teru had earlier, and Yuu was laughing at the possibly high tranny. He also heard a conversation coming from behind him. He used the corner of his eyes, curious to know what they, Team Wang Hu Xhong, were saying.

"What the hell?" Zhou Xing asked, staring at Jack like he's an alien from another planet.

"Chi-Yun can't believe what he sees, he thinks he's gonna go blind!" Chi-Yun exclaimed in horror.

"Is he a mustard?" Mei-Mei asked, tilting her head to the side.

"Don't you mean a retard?" Zhou Xing replied.

Da Xiang let out a sigh, and said, "This is almost worse that Zhou Xing singing 'Sexy And I Know It.'"

"But you know it's-" Zhou Xing was about to say until Chi-Yun abruptly interruped.

"Chi-Yun demands that you both shut up!"

"Well, this happened thanks to me!" Namine seemed to sing. "I'm the one who created this story for all the October birthdays!"

"Hold on . . . WHAT?!"

"Hee hee! It's true! Teru, here comes the Grand Finale, get on stage!"

Teru looked at Namine like she sprouted another head. "Excuse me?"

Namine clapped her hands, and then Teru was on stage. But what was he wearing? He looked down and saw that his usual clothes have been changed into a white military jacket and white short shorts. Teru found that a hat was placed on his head, and he seemed taller, due to black pumps.

"W-what the . . .?"

"Come on Teru, strut your stuff!" Namine cheered, and she clapped her hands. Then, Teru was singing the lyrics to a K-Pop song that he knew Namine was very fond of, "Genie" by a group known as "Girls' Generation". He was even doing the dance, which was some type of hacky-sack side kick that showed off his legs. The crowd either had noses bleeding, bursted into more laughter, or ran away at the speed of light. Much to his fears . . . Namine was getting this on video.

She giggled again, then said with extreme glee, "Zero is gonna love this for his birthday! And I think I'm gonna make another copy to send to Sean in Singapore . . . his birthday is coming soon, and maybe even YouTube!"

Teru felt like his worst nightmare came true, and when the song ended, everyone was hooting and hollering. Then, he shouted, "NAMINE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" and ran off the stage - which was hard in high heels - chasing Namine around Ireland, then all over the world.

I hate my life.