I do not of course own Naruto or Harry Potter. Do I look like I'm British or Japanese! (I love you guys, you rock!) But alas, I do own Konton (chaos) and Rin-rin (jingle) and sort of the idea of the hounds...not quite hounds but they are called hounds...umm...yeah...
Ninjas at Hogwarts: Breaking Out
Harry sat gloomily in his room. He was angry at the Dursleys who caged him, angry at Ron and Hermione for not telling him anything of use, and at Dumbledore for making him be babysat. The Dursleys left for some stupid Garden of the Year award. He, being Harry, was left in this miserable place. As he sighed he heard noises in the bottom floor. Burglars! He thought. Wait, why did he care. But then again burglars were supposed to be quiet. He heard the smashing again of something that must be to some value.
"Honestly Konton, you're worse than Nymphodora," said a gruff voice that sounded a lot like Moody.
"Am not!" came a voice with a heavy Japanese accent.
"Well I'm getting Harry," a few more crashing noises broke the air.
"Nymphodora, I think the neighbors across the city haven't heard you yet," said the voice again.
"Rub it in Moody, rub it in." Harry opened his door to see many people looking up at him.
"Hello Harry," said another familiar voice.
"P-Professor Lupin?" he asked disbelieving. "Is that you?"
"Why are we standing here in the dark?" asked another voice, which Harry heard throughout the conversation with Nymphodora. "Lumos." she said.
Harry blinked as the entire room was cast in a bright light. He saw Moody, Lupin, a woman with short spiky hair that was a violent shade of violet, a woman with almost orange hair, a man with white hair, and so on. It was a rather large crowd. Some were even craning their necks to get a proper look at him.
"Oooh, he looks just as I thought he would," said the woman with violet hair.
"Ha, pay up Kakashi!" said the woman with orange hair to the man with white hair. They both looked Japanese and both looked in their twenties. The woman's hair was just past the shoulder blades and every lock seemed to have a bead in it. The man wore strange clothes that gave him an exotic look.
"You twit, we didn't bet," the man said in a voice that was also filled with an accent.
"Shoot," the woman snapped her fingers. She looked up at Harry with purple eyes. "Hello there Harry!"
The two women in the crowd of Auror men ran up to Harry. "Shall we get your stuff packed?" they asked brightly. Harry looked to Lupin.
"It's ok Harry, we are taking you out of here." The woman with orange hair poked a small vase to have it fall to the ground and shatter. She quickly pointed at the violet haired woman, "Very mature," was her response.
"Are you sure that's him Remus, it could be a death eater in disguise," stated Moody.
"Harry, what form does your Patronus take?" Lupin asked.
"A stag." Harry said nervously.
"That's him, Mad-Eye."
Harry went into his room closely followed by the woman. They smiled at Harry's room. "You're really lucky the Dursleys are out..." he mumbled.
"Ha Lucky!" said Tonks (we all know its her and I hate calling people by what they look like)
"Tonks and I sent the Dursleys out. I wish we could see their faces when they find out that there is no award or even a 'Pseudo Garden Club'. Tonks thought of the idea and I thought of the name, Pseudo means fake," smiled the orange haired woman. (Great, we are all named by our hair color.)
"That would be a sight to see." As Harry packed, Lupin came up stairs.
"Is everything going well Harry?" he asked eying the woman carefully.
"Yes, when are we leaving?" Harry asked as he packed clothes and a few sweets.
"Right now, packed?" Lupin asked.
"Yeah." Harry looked up in joy for he was leaving the Dursleys.
"Oh, why didn't anyone tell me I looked bad in purple?" said Tonks as she looked at herself in the mirror.
"But I did!" impatiently said the orange haired woman. With a strange look on her face Tonk's hair turned to bubblegum pink. Harry dropped Hedwig's cage.
"How do you do that?" Harry asked. Down the stairs he could hear someone saying 'Tick-tock! Tick-tock!'
"Well, its not something you can learn, you have to be born with it," she gave a smile to Harry.
"Tick-tock!" came the voice again.
"Ok! Ok! Gees you guys are impatient!" angrily said Tonks as she marched down the stairs, causing many more objects with value to fall to their impending doom.
"Oh Harry I better introduce you to everyone, that is Alaster Moody, Nymphadora Tonks, ("I told you to call me Tonks!" Tonks said in anguish.) Konton Zenaku, over there is Kakashi Hatake, Kingsly Schackelbolt," the list continued.
"Hello," Harry said sheepishly giving a small bow.
"Shall we press on then?" asked Konton.
"Wait," Moody came up to Harry, cast a spell that felt like he cracked an egg on his head and said, "It will help you be disguised. We are going by broom. Remus has told me that you are a fair Seeker, well that will help. Everyone gather around! It's a clear night so we need to be careful. If one of us dies keep going and cover Potter." Harry looked shocked at this.
"Oh Moody, you're talking so cheerful, Harry will think were not being serious here," laughed Tonks.
"Everyone knows the order we are in right? Ok, now lets go," he ordered as they stepped outside.
Harry mounted his 'Firebolt' to see that he had disappeared. No, his body was the same color as the ground.
"Its a Disillusionment Charm." whispered Konton.
"Wow a 'Firebolt'! I'm still riding a 'Comet 260'" Tonks said in joy and envy.
"Thanks, I think." Harry said. The air was nice an cool, much better than the hot days with the Dursleys. With a swift swoosh everyone leaped into the sky.
'What have I gotten myself into now?' was the only thing that ran through Kakashi's head as they flew through the air at high speeds. He wore his ANBU clothes, they were not good for the cold. All that was protecting him was the purple scarf that Konton insisted he wore. This year Kakashi was to become a teacher at Harry's school, a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, or as Konton pointed out a DADA.
The mission was to help stop this dark man who was called Voldamort, or, as his nin brotheren called him, Orochimaru. The team was made up of Konton and him, who were going to be teachers.
Is it good so far? Ok, you guys pick who else gets to go. It will be either just me and Kakashi or it will be Kakashi, Me, Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, Shino, and Neji. (and if I get enough votes I will add Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and maybe Chioji slim to none) So the choice is yours, just review it with me as soon as possible, never think a review is too lame. Flames welcome.